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@neillancaster66 It looks cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey up there liek Neil 😩🤦‍♂️🥶

@SupportersNufc Yeah give him ANOTHER try I’m not sure about the lad he should be scoring loads by now He’s had long enough to fit in and considering how much he cost …… Been a big disappointment started ok then dried up. We can’t afford passengers

Should Nick Woltemade start up top for the remainder of the season?👇👀 #NUFC #fblifestyle

@MrBrum43 Bellingham .. world class idiot and overrated beyond belief

World class players in Englands World Cup squad. Jude Bellingham Harry Kane The end.

@AuthorGFAllen Yes I have …. Everything by Neil Lancaster

Have you ever finished a book and thought, “Okay, I’m reading everything this person writes”?

@neillancaster66 Told you he wants certified a while back HTF did this clown ever get elected ?Beggars belief !!!

In-fucking-sane Properly certifiable And he has the nuclear codes

@SupportersNufc Being brutally honest bearing in mind he cost a lot of money but unfortunately hasn’t hit the mark Expected a lot more 3/10

How would you rate the signing of Anthony Elanga since he joined the club?👇📊 #NUFC #fblifestyle

@bushontheradio Pink Floyd ???

What will the crew of Artemis 2 find on the dark side of the moon?

@ColinSpenc4257 Yep , I do

ONE PINT OR TWO.

@ColinSpenc4257 YES, YES, and YES again !!

Apple Crumble and Custard.My Favourite. Yes or No.

@neillancaster66 Got mine taken off me ear last year Neil Oh by the way I’m half way through “The Dark Heart “ Bloody brilliant 👍 * Wear plenty of Sun Scream grandad as me granddaughter says Neil 🤨

Basal cell carcinoma gone Pro tip Use sunscreen..

@willrdean A friend of mine has a pet chameleon’ and it can’t change colour :- It’s got a reptile disfunction 🤨

@Geniustechw The big McDonalds branch 🤔

What branch does he serve in?

@imranmahmood777 He needs certified he’s a bloody madman 🤦‍♂️🤨

Narcissist much…? Trump's signature to appear on US bank notes in first for sitting president - BBC News bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@neillancaster66 He wants bloody certified as soon as possible !!

This alone should be enough to summon the doctors in the white coats Unhinged ... There's a toddler in the White House

@FootballFunnys Most of them are shit 💩 and way overrated

What's stopping this England team from winning the World Cup this year? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@NUFCJordd Yes

Would you be happy with Sandro Tonali leaving the club if Newcastle resign Elliot Anderson?

@Neccccy 1000,000% Yes

Do you agree with Kemi Badenoch that we should ban the Burka? Yes or No?

@SupportersNufc Get rid he’s made of glass unfortunately He’s rarely 100% fit

Sven Botman has now missed over 500 days of action due to injury since arriving at St. James' Park. 🤕 We need him fit and firing, he’s a rolls royce when we have him available. ✨ #NUFC #fblifestyle

@Neccccy Freeloading twat !!

Describe Speaker Hoyle in one word?

@ThrillaRilla369 Everybody did ,…and I mean Everybody !!

Did you ever get hit by a teacher as a kid?