emo granny

What would happen if all of us synchronized a fart at midnight

don’t ask your friends to work for free it is disrespectful

im really just raw dogging life with anxiety wack

I now understand jimmy neutrons dads obsession of ducks.

@puhleash all the loves

i miss my friends if ur my friend and you miss me reply to this so i know you don’t hate me and never want to see me again

i‘ve done all of this just working as a server at ihop

I came back to Twitter thinking the memes would be solid but I’m leaving again because every last person on here is fighting for their last brain cell

complete mental relapse commence

It's all too heavy for my heart to lose

It’s wild that most people I meet are only temporary in my life

Some days the words “It’s another great day to be a titan” still echo through my head

@puhleash This is the kind of confidence I needed today

if you ever see me in the forest fighting with a grizzly bear HELP DA BEAR!!!!!! cuz that bitch gon need it

I’m getting reeeal tired of discovering an amazing tattoo artist, just to find out they’re in Europe.

@1UpPlaya That’s it, we’re doing it

@wolf_sam_ C'mon hillbilly, can your horse do a fucking wheelie?!

My inner 8th grade self wants to karaoke All In The Family by KoRn really bad

where there's love I'll feed it / it was all I needed / in her hands I'm healing / where there's love I'll be / -ch

Tell me why I’m heading towards the storm?

@oliviavnemec How does a chocolate molding of my butthole sound?