WolfCop

Every movie is a werewolf movie if there's no full moon.

Is it too early to listen to the Monster Mash?

Pick a movie. The movie is "Hellraiser." Everything about the movie is the same as it was when it came out in 1987, and the movie is "Hellraiser."

Oh shit, we forgot to hit up the manger. #MerryChristmas

Nasty yet accurate.

@REALSONICDANGER Your voice is like the gentle flutter of an angel's wings.

@Rattnip Picturing you saying that in Guy Fieri's voice

@WOLFCOPTheMovie So you have moisture and you want more. You gotta plant and water it so it grows to be a BIG moisture. Then you harvest it with a tractor that runs on moisture or a blade made of forged moisture. Then take it to the farmer's market and sell it. It's vegan so you'll make $$$.

Just saw the new Star Wars... Starting to feel like they're never going to explain moisture farming.

@arthurrules @DJHardwired Not to mention, the power converters at Toshi Station

@DJHardwired @WOLFCOPTheMovie I will absolutely take your word on that one. There was a side joke in the movie about it but it’s probably explained in something I’m not familiar with.

@IsaacsHauntedB Hello there.

I wish there was a Christmas Werewolf movie. but, like a serious one.

@Captaincartoon2 ..you mean Canada?

@WOLFCOPTheMovie Never a dull day in the land of wolfcop and Canadians!

It's now officially been 2 years since my last movie, Another Wolfcop came out! And coincidentally 2 years since I've had anything remotely relevant to talk about...

@Fallstrum Not what I said.

Gonna tell my kids this is WolfCop

@Captaincartoon2 @MadmMonstrosity @s8n I know SOMEBODY who may be getting a slim jim this Christmaaaas!

@MadmMonstrosity @s8n dear Satan, please bring me some kick ass @WOLFCOPTheMovie merch! And tell Randy savage oooooo yeeeeah for me.

@Budget_Batman YES

@WOLFCOPTheMovie Holy crap. Yes.

Dear Wolf-Jesus.. Thank you.

@Xircuits Here I was just gonna sell pillowcases stuffed with fur scraps.

@WOLFCOPTheMovie These look great. I need a #WolfCop body pillow. 🥰

@AmbyWerewolf Still working on the flesh light.

@JokersBabyDaddy Does your mom count?🤔

@WOLFCOPTheMovie Yeah, that's good and all, but what have you done lately?

Classic gender reveal