The Green House

@ValmontMarseile @Red_Meanie_art @SnowBir80214703 Mostly insecure brats rob us. They just have a bat and take advantage of a smaller worker. It's really very interesting how it's that particular personality! #notthatidahasanopinion

Dont forget to drop by to see us tomarrow! Happy Pride Hathian! ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

Easter munchies galore.

Happy 420!!! As a special for today only. Stop on in with your med card and recieve a free medible truffle with any purchase!

*IC Screen Grab posted of (oniedah) aka Werecoochie and (Jaerk.Tomsen) from Security footage* If you see either of these individuals please call your local authorities. They have committed a felony by stealing medical marijuana from our shop plus assault on a worker & customer.

Okay, 'cause we got no lights, I caught a whole frickin' mess a fireflies and put 'em @wolfsgreenhouse . So come on in and stock up on yer meds, but NO FROGS.

Stressed? Unable to sleep? Anxiety knocking on your chest? Try some of our oil tinctures. You deserve to relax 💚

@NikkiGloom Impressive. Our edibles normally just make people mellow out smile a lot and get super munchies....unless you take more than the recommended amount.

@wolfsgreenhouse yall know right now, Dont be giving Nasti, no fucking edibles last time she fell in the ocean trying to stab someone and barfed on geese. NO!

Bringing back a popular treat from last year, chocolate strawberry edibles! Only for the month of February. Please dont eat an entire box. You'll see some weird shit. 🍓

Hoping that all your Christmas Wishes come true from the Green House!

Have you seen the shop lately? We're always festive! And to fit the holidays-come in and try our cookies. Half price for the next five days! Could even pick some up for Santa if you want 😉

...theres something going bump in the night in the upstairs part of the shop.

Gave you been to our shop lately? Can you yell our manager is a lover of Halloween? Well dont let her kid brothers work go to waste. Stop by and have a gander.

Anyone can bake decent goods. But can just anyone bake laced goods?? Next time you want an edible treat beyond compare, dont forget The Green House. Making you baked delights for two years. Experience is on our side. 💚

Until the sniper downtown is caught, we are recommending that our clientele take prudent precautions when venturing to the Green House for the foreseeable future. Safety first!

@BeMoreLikeLolli @LongspringWolf @NickLovesGlenn @GlennLovesNick @ShelterHeartsCD @Howlers @KittyCatMason $1250 from the Green House and a reminder to all that medicinal marijuana can cure all kinds of ailments such as excessively tight buttholes.

@LongspringWolf @NickLovesGlenn @GlennLovesNick @ShelterHeartsCD @Howlers @KittyCatMason I will donate 1k. 💁💁 Matched and raised. I can drop off the check when I land.

Infused pastry anyone? The manager got a lil carried away in the kitchen. Half off pastry for the next hour!

The hell yeahs have it. So, if you have a rental space, looking for a roommate, or event poster, send it to @LongspringWolf and we'll post it! ((CD stuff only, but anything that encourages RP will be considered. Texture must be full perm. Thx!))

If the Green House put up a notice board outside (the wall across from Lous) for rentals and Hathian events, would you use it?