Wonald “Quantum” Jawnson

Waking up hung and reading the “happy Easter” text to the ex wife at 3am last night

@weggie_rayne Death no longer has mastery over him

Happy Easter. He is Risen, just as he said. Give praise, for His mercy endure forever (Ps 117:24)

Waiting for the Indian at 7/11 to get my zyns

I miss Wilmer Flores

It is hilarious to me how mad Indiana is that no one cared about their National Championship. Notre Dame was the talk of college football before, during, and after the playoffs. I kind of feel bad for them…

@waze Let’s go big Waze, love ur stuff player

@wonald69 Such a chill vibe on an already great day 🙌

Driving home windows down from the corporate 8 to 5 on the first 65° day blasting Gucci mane #mamaimadeit

This era was insane 😭

Infinity wiper at work just ruined my day and week

How it feels to chew 5 gum

@Tim_Walz Retard

No kings.

@TheDemocrats Retards😂

NO KINGS TODAY. NATIONWIDE.

Notre Dame runs college football and it makes everyone so mad 1) Heisman favorite QB 2) Favorite to win the Natty 3) Top 3 Coach in the country 4) Made USC back out of a rivalry 5) Recruiting off the charts

@weggie_rayne That’s a special moment, went 0 for 8 back in my day

Just experienced my first flawless class scheduling process after 7 semesters at this university.

@Mets please don’t play pink pony club tmrw can’t deal with that bullshit again

NRFI time.

@zyndney Same problem with the hallmark channel 24/7 in Wonalds household

How the fuck does my dad put up with my mom watching the Hollywood extra bullshit on the main tv. I’m gonna explode if I have to watch this for another minute

How many beers will it take John to start complaining about Israel?

There’s always next year for my perfect bracket!

@zyndney Should’ve pulled the sick and WFH strat

Can’t wait to leave work to go to “lunch” at the local sports bar at 12:05. Haven’t decided if I’m gonna be back by 1 yet