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Why do universities offer political science as a major if fame and notoriety is all you need to be president?

@Stop_Trump20 Jose cuervo

If 2020 was a type of cheap liquor, what kind would it be??

Morning routines are overrated. But evening routines, that's the real shit.

every Tik Tok dance looks like lazy cheerleading

@tribecalledess Tried to explain it to my friends in France and they didn't believe me

I knew this country was jokes when i found out we were the only ones with credit scores

TODAY'S DEBATE: Should men be expected to go running in groups in case women attack them?

The air in the mornings of field trips use to hit different 😭

every 18 seconds I'm like "do I have covid or is that just what it feels like to have a throat?"

ok here is my five year plan: i would like to be reading a book on a mountain

Been doing this my whole life. I would sometimes spend recess escorting bees on the blacktop to bushes

You don’t need to ask black girls if that’s their real hair in order to compliment it

something I don’t think occurs to settlers is that Indigenous people already are living in a post-apocalyptic world

Took me literal months but I finally sent my insurance forms to a potential therapist