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I am going to go out tomorrow to fetch the girl. I need her to run my errands. Baking a pie for the occasion 🥧🎃

I was called in today and they made me shoot a man dead. No one else, just me. He was at home and I just shot him.

making sweet loaf today 🍞

I once wanted to be a writer, regaling my many fantastical adventures, and exercising my linguistical knowledge through my thoughts. That dream is dead now

looking for secure ways to transport a revolting mass of decay across long distances and I am yet to find a solution.

that being said I have a slew of puny and worthless carrots which I have yet to find a use for. They're actually already rotten. I've a hoard of rot sitting in the corner.

Here's a brain teaser: If you saw two carrots in the soil, one having small leaves which hardly protruded from the ground, and the other sporting a vibrant and lush top, which one would you pick? The answer is either. None of this matters

We shared a moment together.

I used to have a habit of creating straw effigies of my enemies and burning them to suffice my anger. This has since resurfaced

As it turns out I have been deceiving you all this entire time. I am a spy sent by Lord Exo herself to obliterate TDS from the inside. Oh yes, I've fooled you. How diabolically evil of me.

@eshockerr stay out of this boy.

@woodbirdtree Whts happenigjn

this has to some sort of discrimination. Lord forbid I be born to another family

metaphorically

not family. Land. As in how there are rivals. Between groups of people there are rivals, and are usually like minded, and may usually be of simill.ira You get it. I cannot bother to elaborate more

i am going to send so many fucking pigeons to his house.

Every time they bring up Lord Exo I flinch

"Oh, but what does a scarecrow need to spend money on?" Fucker. You Are lucky I Am poor...

I am only here for the money. What little they pay me.

I hate listening to lectures and rallies about our "purpose". I hardly even consider myself a soldier.

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