Alex Wood

I wrote an article for Vice about quitting booze, coke, weed, caffeine, cigarettes, red meat, dairy, porn, credit cards and gossip. I now have a fedora with a card that says "Press" twitter.com/sarahberms/sta…

@jakepaul Why don't you fight Benavidez?

Exposing Canelo🤦🏼‍♂️

"oh yeah let's start killing billionaires" Mother fucker you won't even stop shopping at Walmart.

When I lived in downtown Toronto I was very pro bike lane and tolls for people driving in from the GTA. Now I live in Richmond Hill and drive downtown and I have to be honest I still feel the same because I'm not a selfish piece of shit.

American babies are about to get an ice plunge instead of measles vaccine

@WakehamNick I liked this in the chat so I'm coming back for it here

Oh god… we’re gonna have to watch Elon jump around SO much more… #ElectionDay

Brett Favre really going hard for that pardon

@newL1f3 @TheSaurus831 @PhotobombingC I think you mean "unequivocally". But continue explaining how you know more than the Noble Prize winners.

@TheSaurus831 @PhotobombingC Are you F’ing kidding me? The economy was equivocally better under Trump. The last 4 years have been an utter disaster. That is reality. And Kamala the puppet supports the same democratic policies that will drive us into bankruptcy.

Really is a tough call. On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman Quite the dilemma

Rogan seems to be the only guy who irons his t-shirts and keeps his dress shirts in a pile on the floor

I know who this Yankees fan is voting for next week

I for one think the Wade statue looks pretty good

Dodgers Yankees World Series

@patterballs Following this to see how the cleaning goes.

I just made "French press" coffee for the first time. It's supposed to be a little crunchy right?

Can't wait to pay $765 for a nosebleed seat to cheer on my Rogers Presents Toronto Raptors

Biden is waking up tomorrow thinking he's still in the race

Trump during the prayer:

Imagine being a woman in America in 2026 that needs an abortion after she's raped and the doctor says "sorry Hulk Hogan said you can't"

These All-Star jerseys are the worst thing to happen to America in the last few days

@DanRafael1 Tell the judges

Foster schooling Conceicao. #boxing

Tim Pool fact checking the debate* Trump: when I was president every American drove a solid gold spaceship Tim Pool: that's true

The NBA just signed 7 billion in TV rights and put out Microsoft clip art graphics for the finals