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John Wooley

@wooleymemeth

Memes and Mini Pods • The Fittest Meme Page in the Universe

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John Wooley@wooleymemeth·
When you think the news is fake but the results from your Whoop band are gospel, you might be a CrossFitter…
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When you call your partner a “beast” and it makes their day, you might be a CrossFitter…
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If you have to shave your calluses to shake hands at work, you might be a CrossFitter…
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If you’ve ever referred to sex as an AMRAP but your partner said it was for time, you might be a CrossFitter…
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If you ever quit talking to your BFF because they did a partner WOD with someone else, you might be a CrossFitter…
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If you only drink tequila because it’s made from agave plants which makes it paleo, you might be a CrossFitter…
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If you wear wrist wraps, knees sleeves, and a belt for protection but skip rest days, you might be a CrossFitter…
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If you have more shoes than common sense, you might be a CrossFitter…
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If you have enough KT tape on your body to hold together a bad marriage, you might be a CrossFitter…
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If you’ve ever measured your shoe length to make toes to bar easier, you might be a CrossFitter…
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If you ever used a chalk bucket at CrossFit, you don’t need to worry about the hantavirus.
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If Hyrox is just CrossFit with a lot of running then CrossFit is just P90X with a lot of barbell…
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Keith Carter
Keith Carter@KeithCarterOM·
Kind of amazing how uncomfortable our success is making some people. #rebelnation 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️🔴🔵
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John Wooley@wooleymemeth·
@mattvanswol Its shocking to think liberal women would be upset with someone actively trying to take away their healthcare options. Really makes you think…
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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
I’ve gone to the same gym for almost 4 years now. Good friends with nearly everyone there. One day a guy who used to make small talk with me, just stopped. Didn’t think much of it, but it went on for weeks. Found out later he’s a liberal and someone showed him my X account and he just won’t talk to me now. This has happened many many many times since becoming publicly conservative. I’ve lost many friends and even many more acquaintances. They won’t even discuss us. Won’t even look at me. It’s bad for me… but it’s 10,000x worse for my wife. Liberal women are genuinely EVIL to conservative women. It’s on another level. Pure evil. No one talks about this enough but the public shaming of people who are openly conservative is extremely intense and unless you have a lot of mental fortitude and surround yourself with better people quickly… I can understand why many find it is not worth saying anything at all. But that doesn’t make it harder for those of us who speak up… because we are the few.
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Bo Loudon@BoLoudon·
79 is the new 39. President Trump is aging in reverse.
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John W@wty1969·
@feralum_darylus @wooleymemeth @GaryPetersonUSA He's been on here for a while. It took me a little bit to figure out he was a parody account mocking Trump. If you take a closer look at the statue it has a big belly and a baggy suit.
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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸
Gary Peterson 🇺🇸@GaryPetersonUSA·
The dedication of President Trump’s gold statue is the most inspiring event in American history since Christ’s Sermon on the Mound. Now we are all free to publicly worship our chosen savior without fear of persecution, just as scripture commanded us.
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I know the Hantavirus is scary but I could really use a year at home again with no people where all I have to do is workout and chill…
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