wooster

i honestly wonder who the nigga was that got shit on by a bird and first thought being “i need to go buy a lottery ticket”

@quadcommas holy grail

psa 10/10

bottom is in.

improper exhibition of a dangerous weapon

@trading_axe 😂😂😂

Tired of seeing people sympathize and sob over this chimp getting manhandled. He's learning EARLY that NOBODY is coming to save you. They're making him GANGSTA from day one. You think you could hide behind a fluffy plushie in the fucking jungle? They would've packed his lil ass up by now. Humans went from writing books on SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST and how pack leaders are moulded to, "Awwww wittle zoo monke is getting bulliedddddd!" Fuck that lil nigga. ~ Dr. Axius.

they hope i fall off, aint no way

2026

😞🙏🏻

@nightcore it would appear u were not kidding studying and accumulating

@woos7er bottom on eggs

what if we all just decided to buy up the world supply of eggs instead and started trading eggs since memecoins are dead

@nightcore holy epicness

where can i add margin to my longs with this?

Free Bob Lax

crypto is crazy because youll see a guy who you know has a net worth higher than most hedge fund managers and he'll be posting videos like this and the caption is something like "just committed rape on the blockchain"

@nightcore my goating > all other goating

@pumpdotfun fuck it jew mode

POV: you’re reading pump fun’s replies

@MugabeV2 got u if needed

Can someone order me an Uber in about 30 minutes? Just comment and I'll dm. Will pay 2x cost back in crypto, ideally mutuals only