theboy

mommy: your getting as big as your dad. theboy: I'm turning into dad.... mommy: lord help us

theboy: my teacher gave me this stamp at school, for killing bad guys.

I am tired of talking about miracles

theboy on traffic : "I think all these cars are in a parade, ,,,, I like this parade to my school every day!"

Theboy offered us “stop drop and roll” lesson tonight in the den. The Lessons were in honor of our first fire of the year.

theboy: I want Santa to bring me a camouflage flute

theboy: when my grandparents spoil me, it makes my heart sooooo happy

Theboy: dear Jesus thank you for Santa, please tell him to bring me everything I want, I have been making good choices.

Theboy: I can't be a ghost, I'll scare myself

theboy: mommy, these scissors won't cut hair.

theboy: granddaddy when I get as big as my daddy, I'll have a family of my own. you can visit...but you can't stay long

theboy: (watching football) are the timeout because they are knocking each other down?

Theboy: they are not real wildthings, it's a moooovvviiee

Theboy invited all the boys in his class to come jump on his bed.  No girls becouse he can "handle the boys"

theboy just learned about Anteaters. he is officially "surprised they can't live at our house"; guess theboy thinks we have too many ants

Theboy turned 4 yesterday. He insisted that we also cilibrate the b-day of his imaginary friend. So we did, Happy 4th to mikey also.

although not spoken,,,, theboy has set up a toll booth, he is taxing us for access to various parts of the house.

theboy: (last February) we are going to sawyers to watch the SUPER DUPER Bowl.

theboy: daddy, the football players should be careful...they are running into each other, and falling down.

theboy: I wants to go to ballet too, but, i will wear pants