green 💚 pamcake 💚 old jorey forever

@RoxyTall he is adding flavour

roll around in it why don’t you

why’s he sunbathing in my birdbath???? mate that’s not for sitting

@ghostamanita right now Otoboke Beaver

EVERYBODY SAY YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE FRONTED BANDS *WITHOUT* SAYING PARAMORE AND EVANESCENCE CHALLENGE GO!11!!1!!1!

me: hey guys do we want to maybe give Lentil's lungs a rest for a minute Lentil: my lungs are fine Wonton: his lungs are fine

@HurricaneHam *slaps roof of car* you can fit so much love inside this lil guy

I've had this baby 3 months now

@HurricaneHam he makes a very good door!

Failed kiss session.. got to close to an escape. Though 1st time he's been on that tree?

@the3rdwall @realJaredGilman This list needs Accumulator 1 (1994)

@realJaredGilman Just gonna leave this here boxd.it/3PIsy

Ok twitter, here’s a completely hypothetical scenario: let’s say I wanted to take some edibles and watch a perfect film that I’ve never seen before tonight. What do I watch? (Btw if I like ur reply, it means I’ve already seen the film that you’re recommending)

@milenkadraws "Hey there, I am using WhatsApp" ~ Harrier Du Bois

what should i put as my whatsapp status!!??? preferably Disco elysium reference

@kittensnotkids In Thurb we trust

I'm going to need to commission someone to create an image of a cat twitter flag for me.

@gregthesorcerer Using notes is fine, but if they were thinking they’d use an app with spellcheck built in

I asked my Gen Z apprentice where their spellbook was, and they unironically showed me that they keep all their spells listed in the notes app on their phone. This new generation of wizards is cooked man.

Blowing up bc of Cat Gender Discourse 🥴 if you're here bc of that? Um! Hey! I'm being threatened w eviction while unemployed & need to start crowdfunding for moving costs so if y'all wanna give THIS 2k likes that would be sooooo cool 🫶🏻🫶🏻 Paypal.me/ChelseaRea $cherryphobic

One of my friends was in a terrible near fatal accident and is now starting recovery. Please consider sharing or donating if possible to help him out. gofundme.com/f/recovering-f…

funds needed please :( Just picked up this sweet stray who was likely hit by a car, can't walk and very weak. Just making biscuits and purring and whimpering :( we're at the hospital now, please donate if you can. I'd like to give him a chance Paypal: paypal.com/donate/?hosted…

@oreoeocat My heart, no

Now what if I started crying

@HurricaneHam You've got to find his screwdriver (the one he uses to dismantle his toys)

Got my door fed time down to 90 secs

@IgnatzHaderach this reminds me of that Mr Boop guy

I’m obsessed with my boyfriend …………..

@nightwingispunk she's so wrong, Pedro played Mr Fantastic, not the Thing.

this rescue does SO much for janky cats and kittens in their area - let's come through for them and help with replacing their vehicle so they can continue to rescue and chauffeur gross kitties!! 🩷

The other day, our rescue’s only car died. Because it was also my personal car, I struggled with the decision to ask for donations to replace it. But the fact is we need a car. No rescues, vet appointments, adoptions, NOTHING can happen without a car. donorbox.org/crits4cats

@ordinary__u He’s right

Guy at the game store said this is the BEST game they have. So I asked if he thinks I can play it if I only played animal crossing before, and he goes “yes it has a cute horse”