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May I live life so that when death comes for me even he is sad.

When you've got a fart fetish but need to finish your paperwork

@heatherdws Don't think id have the time or patience tbf or skill more so

@worhoose Could you achieve that? 🧐😁

🤣🤣🤣👌 who has a rug to be able to achieve that? 🤣

BREAKING NEWS; On the SEVENTH day of Deliberations by the Jury in the Trial of Two Brothers accused of attacking an Armed GMP officer at Manchester Airport have been told by the Judge that he will now accept a 10-2 Majority decision👇

Bloody hell, this hit home 💙💙💙😢😢😢

@Keir_Starmer Shame the UK wasnt champions........at anything

22 long years for the Arsenal. But finally, we’re back where we belong. Champions!

Reckon this will be a canny tattoo??

@pezzer1st Tweeted a little early.....was gonna try for something wittier 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️

@worhoose Food yeah

Adam Richmond has changed

A father threw a chair at a judge after the driver who killed his daughter and her grandparents was sentenced to only 120 hours of Community service

@SkySportsNews What a bench mark to set........how far back do we now go to apologise.......so from here on match officials need to be very sure very quickly with their decisions

BREAKING: PGMO has been in touch with Nottingham Forest and admitted Manchester United’s second goal during yesterday’s game should not have been given 🚨

@Haxter000 Taaa daaaa you've come to the right place 😇😇

@worhoose You do realise I get bored easily and like to gather ideas from the Internet 😂😂😂

@Haxter000 Dooo ittttt hahahha

@worhoose Don't give me ideas 😆😆😆

@Haxter000 Imagine though hahaha