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i’m failing my duty as a living teddy bear my femme keeps telling me i should get bigger so she can lay on me more comfortably </3

does anyone hear me👀👀👀

@femmemoony she wanted to climb pieck like a tree like come on

when people genuinely try and sit here and tell me hange isn’t canonically a lesbian like.. i really DGAF hange is a they/he CANON butch lesbian in my eyes

@wlwsyrian i would never genuinely take advantage of anyone, this tweet is in reference to an intoxication kink with the implication that consent has been agreed upon beforehand, as well as given during sex itself. there is a difference between incapacitation and intoxication

@workingbutch that’s weird

“it’s too big” gf x “you can take it” gf

femme who gets all the gossip x butch who eagerly wants know the gossip

Stubborn/hardheaded femmes who speak their mind, will yap at me all day and are actually just the sweetest humans on earth>>>>>>>>>>>>

when my femme’s mascara is running… ugh

it’s weird to NOT lick your phone i scratch the screen with my teeth

that surprised squeal of pain a girl makes when you suddenly pull her hair >>>

wishing id be put in a collar and treated like someone's pet

american femme x british butch ^__^

please let me be your dog i promise ill be a good puppy :/

feel like i need to inform people that i am not actually american despite my fiancée being american im from the north of england… sorry guys

butchfemme miffy from blind boxes w my femme ^_^

@butchleonhart FUCK YEAH

@workingbutch got rich - yeat !

interact bait teehee!! (i miss my oomfs) comment a number from 1-402 and ill give u a song from my main playlist :33

<3

i love being slapped in the face tbh