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I'd like you to respect my total lack of interest in your personal life

Why does it feel like Sydney Sweeney paid them all to make this season of Euphoria

32, debt free, six figure income, no kids, no divorces. Y’all cant tell me NOTHING

I want my wife back 😭😭😭😭

@Deanothebarber_ Uh hiiiiiiii Florida here

I think my purpose in life is to do whatever the fuck I want honestly

I just spent $500 on new cowboy boots and I have zero regrets.

Make an impact. Make a profit. Make it home for dinner

See you soon Puerto Rico

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Hard flex: people commonly ask me “oH wHaT cOuNtRy WiLl YoU bE iN tHiS wEeK?” or “ArE yOu iN tHe uS? SOrRy” Like no IM SORRY for your two mortgages and 4 children Robert. I’m 32 with no obligations other than what fills my bank account. 🤷🏻‍♀️

It’s not lip injections, it’s lip stain used properly

Nashville next week then Colombia for the weekend 🎉✈️

Seeing everyone married with kids while I’m over here being rich and gay

My new favorite hobby is randomly laugh reacting at men’s selfies

@ImMeme0 I STG I will Dexter these pieces of shit so quick

Yesterday in Jamaica, Queens, a woman saw a couple duct-taping two dogs’ legs and faces. Police were called—but NEVER SHOWED UP. When the pair realized cops were being called, they ripped off the tape, let the dogs loose in Gwen Ifill Park, and ran off. Another witness said: “I saw this man and his girlfriend dump the dog at Gwen Ifill Park. I called 911 (no response, shocker). When I confronted him, he flashed a knife and told me to mind my business.” 📍 176th Street & 133rd Ave, Jamaica, Queens – Gwen Ifill Park X, do your thing. Make these POS famous so they finally face the consequences they deserve.

I’m leaving for my Europe trip on Saturday and I’m freaking the FUCK out!!!! 🤩🥰🥳

I was such a cig smoker for so long now I be sucking on this raz like the mf owe me money 🤣

Carrying someone you never got to finish loving is haunting

THE NEW SEASON OF DEXTER GOT ME SHOOOOOOK