Paul Dirac (real)

Nothing illustrates the inherent selfishness of humanity better than Splatoon 3’s tricolor turf war

Drilbur #モグリュー

me: I LOVE Raiders! Can't wait to 1000% the game! my neglected Miis in Tomodachi Life LTD:

Guys I just finished splatoon raiders…omg that was so good like I literally loved it so much and the final boss was crazy ngl I was absolutely not expecting that from a splatoon game😭😭😭

Have you ever seen front facing drilbur before? Now you have

@honeyhaunts Happy birthday!!!🎉🎁

I am officially 27...

@notgeolojosh Me too omg😭😭

@dasfagott He used to date a maga cop and I think he’s a pedophile in the furry community or something also he just seems annoying like he makes liking bears his whole personality online but most of his following is white guys with six packs

i just know there’s something evil about that twink who jingles that bear belly but i can’t prove it

@xezirsalad @geolojosh_ Omg me too pls🥺🥺

@untitledpng This but unironically

I’m so excited for voltron S9

cai: I MUST save my father! theodora: I MUST save my country! dietrich: I MUST stop being a chopped chud! The leda subplot:

@hearthastopped Omg girl me too girl omg

applied for the duskbloods network test

@Moognific What emotion is this supposed to represent…

“How’s the food?”

@guitarmyy Good job mic👏

Logged my 100th workout today everyone say good job Mic

@BiGuyinUK @AntisocialFork Girl what😭😭

@AntisocialFork @worm5003 Pokémon? What kinda dating apps you on? Eyes on this guy, am I right fellas? Sheesh.

Gay guys I have a conundrum, when I’m on an app and I open with something like “hey how’s it going?” does that make me sound like a bot??? Or someone who’s only interested in sex??? Bc I always default to that bc it’s easy and casual anyway pls help

@mrcontesso Omg yes twin

@catthew0 Sometimes yes sometimes no but that could be for a myriad of reasons

@worm5003 No not really, do people respond to it ?

@gigafart43 What did you do…

at my student advisor job one of them just handed me their phone to talk to their ChatGPT app to figure out which degree they should choose

@TheCorrinBrulee Legiterally me

Boys can be nonbinary too !!

@TheCorrinBrulee I did bc I didn’t get a switch until like a year after it came out

Did anyone actually play this on the Wii U 😭