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@greatestdisease You lead such a beautiful life

wife is outside shirtless eating lunch like a balkan uncle

@love_my_friends If you were a flea I’d keep my hair super long and take lots of vitamins so my blood is healthy for you and I’d put a little blanket and pillow on my head for when you get sleepy and I would get you a fur rug to hang out on when I have to wash my hair

@vinxtry YUP

the weird loud kid inside of me felt seen when reading abt squirrelpaw

@Ringler_SSBM I used that when I was little and then I felt really bad and told my mom and she grounded me from Club Penguin for fear I was becoming too materialistic

When I was a kid I was looking for club penguin money cheats and I found an exe that asked ur name and password but it actually worked

@vinxtry Daydrinking

Sorry to the students who rely on Canva what are you guys doing now as an alternative?

@LavenderMenaceV @megannn_lynne I’m glad it’s not debilitating…a life without Mexican food is a terrifying thought

@worstdyke @megannn_lynne I’m lucky that it isn’t fatal or anything, but it does make my throat swell and I will breakout in rashes. Not letting that stop me from enjoying Mexican food though. That’s what anti-allergy meds are for

Going to the movies & not getting popcorn is like being killed by 1000 hammers

@wormsextape On trial for stalking and the judge has to read “wormsextape” with a straight face

The concept of getting parasocial about The worm

@LavenderMenaceV @megannn_lynne Omg this is a nightmare corn is in like everything ever. If I may ask, how bad is your corn allergy? I mean, with so many corn-based products, what can you eat?

@megannn_lynne Becoming allergic to corn as an adult was one of the worst experiences bc now I can’t have movie popcorn :(

I MOSH HARD AS FUCK AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT YOU CAN GO TO ANOTHER OUTPATIENT GROUP FOR ADULTS WITH AUTISM

@wormsextape Hey :(

I imagine all of my followers to have really bad posture

@awawawhoami This image is really freaking me out guys I’m scared

my banks hold music lol sometimes i call them just to jack off

@cuckyaoi It’s okay I forgive you. Sorry for implying you have fetal alcohol syndrome

@cuckyaoi I’m gonna make this a pin

@cuckyaoi That explains a lot

@cuckyaoi I believe you

@cuckyaoi Oh yeah awesome

@cuckyaoi no sometimes they are venomous

@jermaberger @littlehater420 u gotta be a little bit non binary to be a jermaberger follower

@littlehater420 I always assume all my mutuals are nonbinary… it just makes sense to me..

think most of my oomfs r girls or nonbinary

@dumbbpupxd @erayhsgr_ @zoopityscoopz Yay I love you

@worstdyke @erayhsgr_ @zoopityscoopz i love you

this is the best advertisement for screenless tablets ive ever seen

@erayhsgr_ @zoopityscoopz It’s a really stupid reference to this image that got memed like crazy lol

@worstdyke @zoopityscoopz I genuinely don't understand your comment😅