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guys? guys I don’t know ball, guys? guys was anyone gonna tell me?
brayan bello defender🙂↕️@tessiesbestie
he knows not what he does.
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@worstmichael I said the same thing to my mom and that’s when she broke the news to me that I was a leash kid who got lost several times 😭
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I would randomly full sprint away in very crowded areas idk what other option my mom had lmao
εϊз liz@justshutupliz
people will talk a lot of shit about parents who put their kids on a literal leash but every fellow leash kid i’ve met has been like “no no that was probably needed”
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@okaypompeii Whimsify your daily life with the WhimZ app available now on Apple and Google Play
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seeing a bunch of Instagram posts that are like "how to add more whimsy into your daily life" and like, you can't optimize whimsy, that defeats the purpose
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@worstmichael i have been on several first dates at burnhearts LOL what a spot
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My evolution was Palm Tavern -> Burnhearts -> [redacted] -> Blackbird. Countless dates with homefield advantage and still an abysmal success rate 💯💪
Paul “Sludge Factory” Smythe@PaulSmythe741
Does anybody else take all their first dates to the same exact spot or is that just me
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@worstmichael you actually won by investing more effort into your body and its capabilities today my friend
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@Theolojism Clearing my neighbors’ sidewalk isn’t my work but I do it because I care about my community. A little help from the only guy on the block with a snowblower would’ve been nice. He’s a prick for other reasons.
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@worstmichael So he should do your work because you’re too lazy to get a snowblower? And he’s a prick for not doing that
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@worstmichael I always shovel my older (like 60s) neighbors walk bc he seems not in great health. Imagine my shock to discover he had a snowblower (he just never goes out and does it) and he watched me get stuck in my driveway and dig myself out with a shovel while he was out there 😅
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Told my friends I want to go sledding and everyone laughed at me
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