michael

ladies... if he says he can’t see you because he’s sick but you spot him at the apartment of a recently murdered pawnbroker, that’s not your mans. That’s Raskolnikov, protagonist of Fyodor Dostoyevsky’s 1866 classic, “Crime and Punishment”

70s and sunny in Milwaukee … a perfect day to sit in my backyard and read a book about Ernest Shackleton’s doomed voyage to Antarctica

@mhhwhatchusay in your Lyme Disease era

Flashbacks to when I found a tick on me this morning. I have never felt more like a mammal in my life. What am I but an ecosystem

@BeNiceToMatthew Much Ado, Swan Dive, 8 Ball & Can’t Do Much

@worstmichael Hell yeah which songs. The first song I ever learned on guitar was Grass Stain off her first album. She means so much to me

got home after the bars last night and learned four Waxahatchee songs on guitar despite not being able to sing any of them at all even a little

@ZachInMillioke Fuck!!

@worstmichael They slipped on your slime trail

The city crew tasked with clearing branches near power lines in my neighborhood accidentally hit the power line and now I can’t microwave my breakfast burrito

@gothsconsin having flashbacks to senior year of high school

@worstmichael actually an iconic album. lives were changed!

Having a normal night . Don’t text

@freakfindr sorry for listening to women

@xtinemarx @NESN We need this to cancel out the new love is blind season

a new series of the hit red sox dating show Sox Appeal could really be a balm for humanity in these times @nesn what do you say are you with me??

Whenever any of you tweet about a baseball game I tune in to watch on MLB tv. Makes me feel connected to my mutuals

her: What the hell is this sticky stuff you tracked into my house? me: That’s my slime trail

we’re slugmaxxing this spring and leaving slime trails everywhere we go

@emxlymargaret looking into this

@worstmichael live :)

What am I supposed to do with the rest of my life

Does anyone want to come over and listen to my records with me tomorrow night. You have to kill me after though that’s the only catch

@mitskihead Say less

@mitskihead That sounds fun

Some things never change

How have I survived four years without someone I was convinced I couldn’t live without. I don’t know. I wish the world had treated you better