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@worstmichael

not half right

Milwaukee, WI Katılım Mayıs 2009
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michael@worstmichael·
ladies... if he says he can’t see you because he’s sick but you spot him at the apartment of a recently murdered pawnbroker, that’s not your mans. That’s Raskolnikov, protagonist of Fyodor Dostoyevsky’s 1866 classic, “Crime and Punishment”
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70s and sunny in Milwaukee … a perfect day to sit in my backyard and read a book about Ernest Shackleton’s doomed voyage to Antarctica
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very important to god@mhhwhatchusay·
Flashbacks to when I found a tick on me this morning. I have never felt more like a mammal in my life. What am I but an ecosystem
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@worstmichael Hell yeah which songs. The first song I ever learned on guitar was Grass Stain off her first album. She means so much to me
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michael@worstmichael·
got home after the bars last night and learned four Waxahatchee songs on guitar despite not being able to sing any of them at all even a little
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The city crew tasked with clearing branches near power lines in my neighborhood accidentally hit the power line and now I can’t microwave my breakfast burrito
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@gothsconsin having flashbacks to senior year of high school
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Having a normal night . Don’t text
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@xtinemarx @NESN We need this to cancel out the new love is blind season
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Whenever any of you tweet about a baseball game I tune in to watch on MLB tv. Makes me feel connected to my mutuals
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her: What the hell is this sticky stuff you tracked into my house? me: That’s my slime trail
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we’re slugmaxxing this spring and leaving slime trails everywhere we go
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What am I supposed to do with the rest of my life
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Does anyone want to come over and listen to my records with me tomorrow night. You have to kill me after though that’s the only catch
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Some things never change
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How have I survived four years without someone I was convinced I couldn’t live without. I don’t know. I wish the world had treated you better
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