worthlesstwit

How do you know if you have hemmorhoids?

Alot Of people are taking my good thoughts and repost them on their page. U can tell cause twitter puts an RT in front when they steal it!

Been taking enzyte for two weeks....haven't lost a pound. :/

Chili's Too is sooooo much better than Chili's. I love when I travel.

Hitler was not killed in a fire at a theater. It took an hour of arguing with the Cinemark mgr., but I got my Inglorious Basterd $$ back!

Combing the web for Riverdance classes. Will change my name to O'Worthlesstwit

Showed up at work this morning. I feel like an idiot.

"Charlie bit my finger! " Hahaha

Some great videos on social media lately. Working on my #harlemshake Details soon!

Organizing our #harlemshake now. It'll be in late July. Mark your calendars.

It's been a year since last post. Lost my passord, turns out it was PASSWORD. Ha. ROFLMAO

You gotta try this bread! Soooo good! http://yfrog.com/6dr3ij

Here's a hint.. http://yfrog.com/mvja0j

Ok!! Trivia! Three guesses. What kid of sandwich am I having??

Hearing A LOT about gold lately.

So excited for Monday!!! My first Maracca lesson!! So hard to figure out!

I love Carmex but how do they expect me to get my lips inside that tiny little white jar?? #famished

Did you know Kindle books are often used? They have already been read and they charge full price. BS. I smell a lawsuit.

http://yfrog.com/9g6hwj this is so good! U gotta try this!!!

So good!!! U gotta try this!!