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@BabaDClint She's not 4. More like 6 or 7.

Sign her up asap for track and field... She's ready! 👏

@GChapman00 @Shirinsmit Eat more fibre and vegetables. Your poo will come out solid and your butt will require less maintenance!!

@Shirinsmit Wiping with toilet paper. Basically trying to clean peanut butter out of a carpet with just paper towels.

What is extremely unhygienic but everyone seems to do it anyway???

@Eric09119766 @_StonersRUs_ And a waste of smoke, you got to hold that shit deep in your lungs until you can't anymore!!!

@_StonersRUs_ What a waste of water!

Now this is old school 😎

@_StonersRUs_ What a waste. You are supposed to hold it in for at least 20 seconds...

@BGatesIsaPyscho How can it be pregnant when it used to be a man?

Fresh claims that UK OF Psyop Bonnie Blue is faking her current claim to pregnancy by using a silicon prosthetic. This will be the second time Bonnie Blue has pulled this stunt.

@WomenBeingAwful Just because women fantasize about something, it doesn't mean they would actually like it to happen in their real life. That's the joy of fantasising. It's in your head, private for you to enjoy.

@benonwine That you and others should stop giving her publicity. Then, she would dissappear into the void of irrelevance. She's a skank.

What comes to MIND when you see this?

@baltic_dan Sounds like you have crabs... 😬

Girls don’t know this, but if men sit very still, we can feel the sperms moving around down there. It’s like a sac full of tiny squids

@bmay Hmm, yes, sure! such an accurate and representative poll!!

Starmer will win the next election. Not because he’s loved. Not because he’s a visionary. Not because he’s Labour. But because he is, in the end, a calm head, whose two main challengers are patently unserious ideologues, who show themselves daily to be unsuitable for the role.

@lanabeesfw Aww does the truth hurt?

Horrible mean awful untrue comments all because i have control over my own body. Ive never hurt anyone. I take care of tiny creatures. My crime to these people is that i dont abide by their personal beliefs and rules they impose on themselves.

@GregBaldwinIroh Knob of proper butter in with the beans when you cook them, I like a dash of Worcester sauce, but it's not for everyone. When I was younger, I used to love extra mature cheddar in with the beans and then pour the beans onto cheese on toast

British blokes…. I’ve purchased several “tins” of Heinz (British) beans because the idea of beans on toast intrigues me. I eagerly anticipate a tasting. Other than toasting bread and heating beans… Are there any other steps/ingredients?

@Mr_Husky1 You should be thankful you're doing delivery work where you get tips. In the UK, they don't tip the delivery drivers AT ALL. It's expected for the drivers to be paid enough by whatever app they are working for. And rightly so. The consumer has to pay enough tax already.

@TechSoulGeeta @maximumpain333 The longest I have lasted is 56 hours. The hardest part for me during a fast is getting sleep.

Love this animation! 😂 The way they personified the organs is hilarious yet actually pretty spot-on about glycogen → fat-burning → ketones → autophagy kicking in around 24–36 hrs. I've done a few 36-hour fasts and the mental clarity after ~30 hrs is unreal. Anyone else get that weird "superpower" feeling? What’s your longest fast been? ✊

YOUR ORGANS WHEN YOU FAST FOR 36 HOURS.

@BentrupDeborah @BasilTheGreat Probably from a single mum home, poor lad

@BasilTheGreat Whatever happened to fathers teaching their sons to fight. I’m not trying to be judgy but there should be plenty of veterans to start teaching these young men to fight if there’s no father

Another incident of MIGRANTS beating up a White British Boy This time in Manchester Our children should not have to endure mass immigration

@GourlayKat17105 @BasilTheGreat Not fighting back is the opposite of being brought up properly. More likely that he is from a single mum home and hasn't got a dad to teach him how to fight and defend himself.

@BasilTheGreat Just confirms what we all know...these kids are brought up and taught to bully and fight! Violence is in their DNA! They can't fight one on one, they always do it in crowds. This poor lad didn't fight back, because he's been brought up properly, two wrongs don't make a right! 🥲

@richimedhurst Amazing psyop has been achieved, making western people support barbaric islamic regimes that slaughter tens of thousands of their own people... congrats 👏

These planes take off from England, bomb Iran, and come right back to refuel and rearm before leaving again. If the British public allows this to continue it will be a stain that never washes off.

@benonwine Don't use a banking app, then. 🤷‍♀️ everyone got on fine before the apps were introduced. I refuse to ever use one. I like remembering my pass codes and passwords for browser use and visiting the actual bank when I need to.

Banking apps can now see which apps you have installed and where they came from. Let that sink in. Install something they don’t approve of? Suddenly it’s “sorry, you can’t access your money until you fix your wrongthinking.” No court order. No warning. Just a locked screen and zero options. This isn’t about security anymore, it’s about control, compliance, and surveillance baked into everyday tech. Convenience was the bait. Dependence is the trap. We’re not entering a golden age of technology. We’re sliding into the digital dark ages.

@povcops When will people realise that by talking to the police in any capacity is just doing their job for them. If they had the evidence to charge you, they wouldn't even bother interviewing you. Nocomment.com

@sciencegirl High trust neighbourhoods and societies.

People who actually experienced the 1990s: What is something you miss from that decade that just isn't the same today

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