sharty

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sharty

@wowanothersarah

just took my brain out of my skull and chucked it against the wall like a ball of wet spaghetti | generally annoying | she/her

New York, NY Katılım Eylül 2011

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sharty@wowanothersarah·15 Ara

It’s the freakin weekend baby, time to force a $2 beer down this flawless gullet

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sharty@wowanothersarah·5 Kas

“Why isn’t the fight and deliver party listed first on the ballot”

Elon Musk@elonmusk

The New York City ballot form is a scam! - No ID is required - Other mayoral candidates appear twice - Cuomo’s name is last in bottom right

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sharty@wowanothersarah·12 Eyl

This is a self tape monologue girl just go to drama school

Andrew Tate@Cobratate

I will take the shot.

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sharty@wowanothersarah·4 Tem

Having a wedding and making the signature cocktail shrimp

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sharty@wowanothersarah·3 Nis

Bart Bass? More like Fart Ass

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yoshimi red@nise_yoshimi·27 Mar

"sending some freedom seeds downrange" is the gayest thing ive ever heard

The White House@WhiteHouse

Just the Vice President of the United States sending some freedom seeds downrange. Doesn’t get more American than that. 🇺🇸

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sharty@wowanothersarah·27 Mar

@coolhindude69 No. Us.

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sharty@wowanothersarah·26 Mar

“It’s not that deep” is the most effective gaslighting response you could be water boarding me and I’d be like omg wait you’re literally right 😭

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sharty@wowanothersarah·25 Mar

@PlainWhiteE_ Why is she speaking in staccato

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Emily@PlainWhiteE_·25 Mar

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sharty@wowanothersarah·13 Oca

Why did nosferatu have an Andy Reid mustache

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sharty@wowanothersarah·9 Oca

Damn. Vaxxed?

Interesting AF@interesting_aIl

Pablo Picasso's first (1896) and last (1972) self-portraits

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sharty@wowanothersarah·25 Ara

Die hard is about one cops journey to be brave to shoot enough again

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sharty@wowanothersarah·25 Ara

Trying to shoot down the drones and accidentally hitting Elphaba

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sharty@wowanothersarah·22 Ara

I know Luigi’s gc went crazy bc if some of my friends’ ex situationships came out of the woodwork to simply say happy birthday my friends and I would build a homemade rocket phineas and ferb style strap them to the underbelly and launch them into deep space

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sharty@wowanothersarah·22 Ara

Nothing hits like home for the holidays water pressure

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sharty@wowanothersarah·19 Ara

if you squat in a public restroom and your pee gets all over the seat and you don’t wipe after yourself you are literally no better than a man and hear me bc i am so serious

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sharty@wowanothersarah·17 Ara

had a dream I tweeted “imagine you’re a doctor delivering devastating news and your nose won’t stop whistling”

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sharty@wowanothersarah·12 Ara

whenever someone says “if you know what I mean 😏” sorry no? Am I meant to read minds.?

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sharty@wowanothersarah·10 Ara

had a productive day at work like omg yes you’re such a good little cog in the machine. pathetic.