Will Connolly

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reply with your favorite headline, sign, or other written gag from the Simpsons. I’ll start with “nerds pummeled in football melee”

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My Father was a great man. I love you, Dad. Rest In Peace. obits.nj.com/obituaries/sta…

@wpconnolly Right now I can't even get it to load, so I couldn't tell you, Will.

When my Disney+ subscription kicks in, it's over for you bitches*. *any show that isn't Seasons 2-9 of The Simpsons

@LouisPeitzman Can u watch in 4:3?

Well, see you all in 2020.

50% of any conversation I have with anyone is me trying to get out of that conversation.

what’s up

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hi

@wpconnolly I prefer our conversations to be transactional, sorry.

"Let's pull the plug on him," I heard a voice say "It looks like he's coming out of it, " said an older calmer voice "Let's pull the plug on him. Let's pull the plug on everybody." "Take it easy, Bobby." "Doctor Bobby." (the start of "The Last Detective Alive")

@nostalgiavibez I love me some “drown” as well

@wpconnolly i know it was between that and hummer, and hummer won by an inch. and i had to put stand inside your love as 10 because i feel it is massively underrated and i love an underdog! here is no why is def #11

top 10 smashing pumpkins songs: 10. stand inside your love 9. spaceboy 8. daydream 7. hummer 6. today 5. thirty-three 4. tonight, tonight 3. cherub rock 2. mayonaise 1. 1979

@nostalgiavibez you’re missing “here is no why”

@wpconnolly you like? you have thoughts?

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•favorite album-openers of all time•

@LouisPeitzman “My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!”

@LouisPeitzman Also one of my favorite Treehouse of Horror episodes! So glad you covered it!

@LouisPeitzman 🤗