sam🫀

if anyone who is 18+ wants to join my horror book club, it is now live on fable! everyone is welcome 🫶🖤fable.co/club/hocus-poc…

how are you watching a show that's adaptating the books from anne rice's vampire chronicles and then getting mad and acting shocked that lestat is the focus of the narrative? it's like going to a catholic church and complaining about jesus christ being adored there

anytime i try to socialize i feel like a monster attempting to be human

how many zombies would rob zombie rob if rob zombie could rob zombies

Who else lowkey been #watdatmean lately

nothing humbles you faster than re-reading your own texts and realizing you sound insane

They’re making me Shut the fuck up this week

i know exactly what is wrong with me i can’t fix it tho

i’m Jack Shit and he’s Fuck All

it’s as shrimple as that

Oh god… my yum. That’s my yum being yucked. They yucked my fucking yum. They know it’s my yum and they’re still yucking it

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to ask soooo many questions

my fav hobby

i miss bobby nash

me and my oomfs

i am so full of love and also fatigue

I never said the book is good. I said I loved it. Those two are VERY different things