Wrighty

@HulkHogan hey Hulk can I get a RT for my uncle? You're his favourite wrestler & the Godwinns are his favourite tag

@RedAndWhite11 Sorry brother, didn't notice the profile photo, have rectified. Keep that heart in one piece.

@RedAndWhite11 Loads jumped over today. It's worth taking the time to have a look through some mutual's following lists and curating who you follow over there.

Disband the PGMOL. They're not fit for purpose.

@Banananey Tbh, if you were recognised as the kid from the advert regularly and you had people doing impressions of it to you all the time, you'd probably want to murder someone too.

Just learned the kid who went "Accrington Stanley, who are they?" is in prison for murder.

@AdjustRanking20 Don't disrespect Kai's hairline like that

@AdjustRanking20 Didn't notice the bit where he got clobbered and got colour like an episode of Nitro again?

@AdjustRanking20 He put the ball in the net and got robbed of a tap in, so maybe not the time for slander tonight.

Trossard has trousered us there.

Mudryk wouldn't dare have that haircut if Abramovich was still in charge of Chelsea.

What on earth is wrong with Neville's voice and why did they let him lede with that commentary for so long?

Love our away fans, all I could hear was "Michael Oliver, it's not about you"

How the fuck has Havertz been booked for bleeding?! The PGMOL aren't beating the allegations.

@jamesash89 I can't get my head around it. You'd think he was Gerrard and Lampard rolled into one.

This commentary obsession with Palmer is actually perverted.

Fuck off Neto you little rat

Goes down like a sack of shit at the next opportunity. We see you.

Fuck off Caicedo you dirty little cunt

Colwill pretending that he's injured. Who does he think he is, Reece James?

@ReduceRight Spontaneous combustion.

Your favourite reason for someone leaving a band

I had to look up how silly "scandalous" would be in Dutch and it didn't disappoint. I wasn't prepared for "reprehensible", though.