Contextually Anxious

Another year, another Spotify Wrapped telling me I love @EarthGang. .0001% of Earthgang listeners open.spotify.com/wrapped/share/…

Spending over $100 for make-believe groceries at Trader Joe’s when you still have to go to another grocery store for real groceries is camp.

Let’s get married and have kids so instead of a lazy Saturday morning we can panic because a sports uniform didn’t get put in the dryer.

Does anyone else feel like they missed out on all of the money that could have been made in the custom flag industry around 2016-now?

In the age of cell phones, the area code has become the ancestral clan name or heraldry. It is a marker of old stories, loyalties, a statement that says "there was a land I came from but am there no longer"

How long until we stop hearing ads along the lines of: "We know 2021 wasn't quite the year we wanted it to be, so here's to a fresh start in 2022 with your new Capital Credit Card"

I'm a big fan of language and the power it has to shape our world and perceptions. But I fear many people don't understand the weight their words hold. I saw a store named "Just Sprinklers" that also sells sod and fertilizer. It's not just sprinklers then, is it?

@Chris_Broene 100% Samurai. Badass sword fight resulting in a lost limb? Count me in

No context Anatomy and Physiology: Would you rather have an extremity cut off by a Samurai or a Great White Shark?

Language is silly. You can ask "what medications does your son take?" But you can't ask "what drugs is he on?"

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Getting maintenance done in a rental house is way different than if I had paid for it. Just gonna duck tape the problem? Yeah, sure, not my house I guess? Just keep an eye on it? Absolutely, can do.

@turna34 30 is wearing a fanny pack stuffed with Tums, Lactaid, and a weed pen to your own 30th birthday

30 is making sure inserts are in your shoes for all the foot comfort at a concert

I’ve never met a serious Lactose intolerance person

How come there are Pop-tarts but no Mom-tarts? Because of the pastryarchy

Not neurodivergent but absolutely hate April Fool's Day

@nonbinarycowboy Honestly these kinds of takes are a nice break from *gestures widely* all of this

"You're one step away from someone going into your wikipedia page and changing all the 'is's into 'was's" - @iamstephenwest The creation of meaning series has been amazing but this is by far the best line so far