Mel G

Wordle 253 2/6 forgot to do yesterday’s, but made up for it #wordle 🟩⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 250 3/6 interesting #wordle ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Herpetologist vibes for my firstborn on #careerday #kindergarten #CSW22

Wordle 223 2/6 when u know u know #wordle ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 214 2/6 wut. #wordle ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I've never anticipated anything so strongly in my life as faceplanting into this pumpernickel bagel. #hungover

after ten years of patronage and six of partnership, I can safely ascertain that no Starbucks customer has ever used The Courtesy Flush.

@beaubrummel9 offended.

lessons in #ethereality. instagram.com/p/ZNvAuMRol-/

@oh_alissa Rockin the LiveBooth with @write_meow #makingthemoment #wedding #clevelandwedding instagr.am/p/VDDRDnnDQP/

A few of my favorite things. #freedom #forward instagr.am/p/RtHoq2RokA/

Oh #sandy, baby.

@PrincessTHEA_ what the donk. I am steamed like a clam!

Tartufo limoncello @ Deep Springs Trout Club instagr.am/p/NCsMh7RopM/

“Well maybe it is, but fuck you,” is the proper response when someone says “ACTUALLY, a tomato is a fruit.”

Happy #independenceday! #july #vintage #babes instagr.am/p/MrQ_RNxoum/

I'm a cheap date. instagr.am/p/MjutFZxotm/

Commentary: I Don't Want Health Care If Just Anyone Can Have It onion.com/KFYsBc

#ohio #summer instagr.am/p/MUluSbRopi/

a little james joyce with my brunch. instagr.am/p/MQ_nLLRom4/