WRITER'S BLOCK PODCAST

"I don't want any drag queen sexualizing my son!" Hey, you're the one making him call you daddy.

The Oscars are a week from tonight. Whoever slaps Jimmy Kimmel first gets Best Actor.

The only time Italians are quiet is when they're called to testify.

I got a lot of problems with the way the Taliban run a country, but at least they don't allow pedal pubs.

If there's one thing I thought Trump would never be guilty of, it's possessing intelligence.

"How dare students not pay back the money they owe!"-supporters of a guy that declared bankruptcy 6 times

Not wanting a tax loophole closed for the mega wealthy while you only make $50,000 a year should be referred to as 'cuckanomics'

Show me a guy that's suddenly and openly embraced religion and I'll show you a guy that really fucked up a bit ago.

Joe Manchin has Covid, fortunately he's already been isolating from Democrats for 2 years.

198 mass shootings in 2022 Republicans: There's nothing we can do. One trans girl wants to play jv volleyball Republicans: We gotta stop this shit.

Amazon has said it will cover the travel of their employees seeking abortions, but overnight shipping will cost extra.

You can't call every guy on the left a cuck and then be surprised when he doesn't want the baby.

Ten bucks says Hunter Biden gets desktop computer this Christmas.

Minnesota abortion tourism slogan: You don't need kids to watch the Twins!

Choose Life, Hitler's mom did!

Fargo, ND this weekend. This should resonate with the locals.

Yeah I am

#Aurora #Comedy #Illinois #standupcomedy #StandWithUkraine

New Album is out now! music.apple.com/us/album/not-t… @Robert-Baril-1 Venmo Big thank you to @jeremyessig and Helium Records for all the help in birthing this baby. I don't know what pregnant women are talking about. This was pretty easy.