Dr Rectal Wetspot

I’m gonna delete Twitter after the election, I need asinine debate discourse in the meantime for whatever reason

Twitch friends, do not interact with "Slaybase". He has chased multiple women off the platform with harassment and manipulation and was arrested in 2015 allegedly for CSAM (child sex abuse materials). We have reported him, and instead, he is featured on today's front page!

This is how I got here

Wtf I’m gonna be 33 in 3 months

I just realized I still pull mints/ gum out hidden inside my bag as if strangers will ask me for some like in high school. 31 years old here

jk rowling is one bottle of gin away from saying that only white people can be women

Maybe she was just in there listening to mgmt and enjoying a lovely ecstasy pill

How many times have you been told by a man with lips that look like freshly crushed autumn leaves that “chapstick actually makes your lips more dry so you’ll buy more chapstick”

it's so funny that people are genuinely scared of The Devil again. like, The Devil? from bible? are you nine

@BenPeterso86571 Yes Harold that sounds fun specifically with someone as hot and interesting as you

Sometimes I feel so shitty but I perform normalcy or even… loveliness? at my job so well I gain self esteem

COME GET THIS PRESCRIPTION NOW OR I AN GOING TO OD ON IT

They’re like HURRY WE REFILLED A PRESCRIPTION YOU PICKED UP 2 WEEKS AGO ITS READY!!! ITS READY NOW!!!! HURRY AND GET IT OR WERE GOING TO INCINERATE IT. Also this refill is too early and your insurance won’t cover it so it’ll be $200 :) Please hurry, Gatorade BOGO

What’s going on with Walgreens

Actually he looks way more dope now, I’m glad to know this

How was I ever suppose to believe this was a child that’s Fred durst current day

How has no white woman made a quirky sing songy version of not like us like that girl that did that Roddy rich song, are we like done losing our minds like that

I’ve come up with something called soggy privilege. You just show up somewhere soaking wet and eventually someone will find an umbrella to give you. I never purchased an umbrella and I don’t plan to. My current one has flowers and anime girls on it.

Today was the day Donald trump finally became president