Teri crush

Isn't he the cutest 😍

When relatives give money; Overactor mouth: Arre nhi nhi iski kya jarurat hai hand: Ye kya bol rha hai bhai paise to maine le hi liye

Someone: Tujh mai rab dikhta hai yaara mai kya kru? Me: Pair chuu, Ashirwad le aur aage badh 😏

Where is my Oscar for acting like I'm sleeping when my mom walk in my room at night 😩🤷🏻‍♀️

When you mentioned your bestfriend in your Insta story, But he/she doesn't mentioned u back..

Do you know who is the bestest cutest and smartest person...? Mai batati hu...! Read the 1st word of 3rd line

Me: 2 saal beet gye na usne mudkar dekha, na mene intazaar kiya..! Someone: Kon Me: Books

Mummy: Sharma ji ke beta ko dekho first rank mila hai Me Aur kitna dekhu usko dekh dekh kar he toh fail hui hu maana padega bada hot banda hai *Chappal-e-chappal"

Girls literally want one thing and that is a guy who can send them cute voice messages 💗🥺

Sunflower ko kehte hai surajmukhi, You deserve to be happy, So stop focusing on things and people who make you dukhi ♡♡

Aapke life mein Mithaas ho "Cadbury" Jaisy Rounak ho "Asian Paints" Jaise Mehak ho "Axe" jaise Tazgi ho "Colgate" Jaisy Aur Tension-free rahe"Huggies" Jaise Wishing you a very Happy Diwali

@memes_of_yogii Yes they stayed together, they are partner for life.

Teacher: What's the SI unit of power? Me: What? Teacher: Good... Me: Kabhi kabhi lagta hai apun ech bhagwaan hai..

Teacher: Nothing can travel faster than the speed of light. Me: kabhi kala kutta pada h peeche raat me? *Awkward silence*

@stfupranavv Cutie ❤️

@stfupranavv 😂😂😂wtf

If you notice 2021, Backward is 1202, If you take 2 and 1, You will have 20 It doesn't mean anything but thanks for Reading.

Bestfriend: Tujhe kya lagta hai meri personality ke hisaab se mujhe kya kaam karna chahiye? Me: Bhaag ke jaa chotu ek kadak chai le kr aa

Me in ATM line!! Aunty: Arey beta tum yaha kya kar rahk ho? Me: Bas aunty ATM se chocolates nikalne aayi thi!!

Mom: Guests Se Khaane Ka Puch Kar Aao...!! Me: Uncle Aap Khana Kha Kar Aaye ho ya Ghar Jakar Khaoge? *Flying Chappal at 200km/h*

Mom: Tune fruits khaye?? Me: Ha Mom: Dhoke khaye ?? Me: Ha woh toh bahut khaye.. Mom: Abey o aashiq, fruit dho ke Khaye??