Where the Fuck is Xûr?

Xûr is in the Tower, in the Bazaar, behind the Ramen shop. Exotic Armor Celestial Nighthawk(62) W:+13/H:+20/M:+29 Ursa Furiosa(62) W:+12/H:+20/M:+30 Verity's Brow(59) W:+11/H:+29/C:+19 Caliban's Hand(61) H:+30/C:+18/G:+13 Pyrogale Gauntlets(61) H:+29/C:+20/G:+12 Briarbinds(63) H:+13/S:+30/M:+20 Exotic Weapons The Huckleberry Coldheart The Queenbreaker Hawkmoon Paracausal Shot//Chambered Compensator//Alloy Magazine//Snapshot Sights//Smooth Grip Exotic Catalysts Prometheus Catalyst Ruinous Effigy Catalyst Legendary Weapons Honor's Edge Counterattack//Energy Transfer Shepherd's Watch Demolitionist//Under Pressure Tarnished Mettle Right Hook//Explosive Payload//Fourth Time's the Charm Wendigo GL3 Stunning Recovery//Cascade Point//Chain Reaction Buzzard Stunning Recovery//Frenzy//Perpetual Motion A Distant Pull Unsated Hunger//Killing Wind//Triple Tap Brya's Love Head Rush//Golden Tricorn//Keep Away Ill Omen Radiolaria Transposer//Cold Steel//Duelist's Trance Insurmountable Dark Ether Reaper//Surrounded//Attrition Orbs #Destiny2 #Renegades #Xur #DestinyTheGame #Xûr #Bungie #WTFIX #Destiny

@EmmyCastile You as well!

@wtfixur I hope y'all are having a good friday!!

Xûr is in the Tower, in the Bazaar, behind the Ramen shop. Exotic Armor Celestial Nighthawk(62) W:+13/H:+20/M:+29 Ursa Furiosa(62) W:+12/H:+20/M:+30 Verity's Brow(59) W:+11/H:+29/C:+19 Caliban's Hand(61) H:+30/C:+18/G:+13 Pyrogale Gauntlets(61) H:+29/C:+20/G:+12 Briarbinds(63) H:+13/S:+30/M:+20 Exotic Weapons The Huckleberry Coldheart The Queenbreaker Hawkmoon Paracausal Shot//Chambered Compensator//Alloy Magazine//Snapshot Sights//Smooth Grip Exotic Catalysts Prometheus Catalyst Ruinous Effigy Catalyst Legendary Weapons Honor's Edge Counterattack//Energy Transfer Shepherd's Watch Demolitionist//Under Pressure Tarnished Mettle Right Hook//Explosive Payload//Fourth Time's the Charm Wendigo GL3 Stunning Recovery//Cascade Point//Chain Reaction Buzzard Stunning Recovery//Frenzy//Perpetual Motion A Distant Pull Unsated Hunger//Killing Wind//Triple Tap Brya's Love Head Rush//Golden Tricorn//Keep Away Ill Omen Radiolaria Transposer//Cold Steel//Duelist's Trance Insurmountable Dark Ether Reaper//Surrounded//Attrition Orbs #Destiny2 #Renegades #Xur #DestinyTheGame #Xûr #Bungie #WTFIX #Destiny

Xûr is in the Tower, in the Bazaar, behind the Ramen shop. Exotic Armor Gwisin Vest(62) H:+30/C:+20/G:+12 Eternal Warrior(59) W:+11/H:+18/M:+30 Geomag Stabilizers(60) H:+30/C:+18/M:+12 Osmiomancy Gloves(60) H:+29/C:+18/M:+13 Cyrtarachne's Facade(61) W:+13/H:+30/C:+18 Abeyant Leap(62) H:+30/C:+20/G:+12 Exotic Weapons Crimson Tractor Cannon The Queenbreaker Hawkmoon Paracausal Shot//Corkscrew Rifling//Alloy Magazine//Surplus//Heavy Grip Exotic Catalysts Skyburner Catalyst Hard Light Catalyst Legendary Weapons True Prophecy Demolitionist//Grave Robber Honor's Edge Flash Counter//Tireless Blade Widow's Bite Quickdraw//Firmly Planted THE SWARM Stunning Recovery//Tap the Trigger//Dynamic Sway Reduction The Prophet Alacrity//Cascade Point//Rapid Hit Incisor Alacrity//Encore//Slice Sovereignty Dark Ether Reaper//Desperate Measures//Dragonfly Heretic's Fervor Dark Ether Reaper//Harmony//Quickdraw The Palindrome Stunning Recovery//Snapshot Sights//Closing Time #Destiny2 #Renegades #Xur #ArmsWeek #DestinyTheGame #Xûr #Bungie #WTFIX #Destiny

Xûr is in the Tower, in the Bazaar, behind the Ramen shop. Exotic Armor Young Ahamkara's Spine(59) H:+30/C:+18/S:+11 Severance Enclosure(63) C:+13/G:+30/S:+20 Nezarec's Sin(60) H:+11/G:+30/S:+19 Hoarfrost-Z(60) W:+11/S:+29/M:+20 Secant Filaments(60) W:+19/C:+30/G:+11 Triton Vice(61) H:+11/S:+30/M:+20 Exotic Weapons Monte Carlo Skyburner's Oath The Colony Hawkmoon Paracausal Shot//Polygonal Rifling//Alloy Magazine//Moving Target//Smooth Grip Exotic Catalysts Fighting Lion Catalyst Wardcliff Coil Catalyst Legendary Weapons Arsenic Bite-4b Explosive Head//Hip-Fire Grip Interference VI Swashbuckler//Grave Robber Dire Promise Rangefinder//Opening Shot Canis Major Vorpal Weapon//Surplus The Eremite Head Rush//Pugilist//Pulse Monitor The Mountaintop Indomitability//One for All//Demolitionist Faith-Keeper Radiolaria Transposer//Lasting Impression//Danger Zone Cold Denial Paracausal Fluid//Desperado//Enlightened Action The Inquisitor Alacrity//Opening Shot//Offhand Strike #Destiny2 #Renegades #Xur #ArmsWeek #DestinyTheGame #Xûr #Bungie #WTFIX #Destiny

Xûr is in the Tower, in the Bazaar, behind the Ramen shop. Exotic Armor Fr0st-EE5(60) H:+29/C:+20/G:+11 Synthoceps(62) W:+20/H:+12/C:+30 Geomag Stabilizers(60) W:+12/H:+18/M:+30 Omnioculus(60) H:+29/C:+18/S:+13 Necrotic Grip(59) W:+12/S:+29/M:+18 Abeyant Leap(61) W:+29/G:+20/S:+12 Exotic Weapons Crimson Tractor Cannon The Prospector Hawkmoon Paracausal Shot//Full Bore//Alloy Magazine//Quickdraw//Smooth Grip Exotic Catalysts Le Monarque Catalyst Deathbringer Catalyst Legendary Weapons Jian 7 Rifle Swashbuckler//Grave Robber Extraordinary Rendition Rampage//Firmly Planted Cartesian Coordinate Vorpal Weapon//Hip-Fire Grip Canis Major Vorpal Weapon//Impulse Amplifier Just in Case Disaster Plan//Whirlwind Blade//Tireless Blade The Messenger Alacrity//Desperado//Perpetual Motion Brya's Love Head Rush//Destabilizing Rounds//No Distractions Succession Indomitability//Firing Line//No Distractions Ill Omen Radiolaria Transposer//En Garde//Unrelenting #Destiny2 #Renegades #Xur #ArmsWeek #DestinyTheGame #Xûr #Bungie #WTFIX #Destiny

Xûr is in the Tower, in the Bazaar, behind the Ramen shop. Exotic Armor The Dragon's Shadow(60) W:+11/H:+20/M:+29 Aeon Safe(61) H:+29/C:+19/M:+13 The Stag(61) W:+13/H:+30/C:+18 Mask of Bakris(60) W:+30/G:+18/M:+12 Osmiomancy Gloves(61) W:+18/C:+30/G:+13 Cadmus Ridge Lancecap(59) H:+29/C:+18/G:+12 Exotic Weapons Monte Carlo Wavesplitter The Prospector Hawkmoon Paracausal Shot//Chambered Compensator//Alloy Magazine//Killing Wind//Polymer Grip Exotic Catalysts Sweet Business Catalyst Ruinous Effigy Catalyst Legendary Weapons Wolftone Draw Harmony//Archer's Tempo Silicon Neuroma Stunning Recovery//Demolitionist//Steady Hands Burden of Guilt Alacrity//High-Impact Reserves//Killing Wind Different Times Unsated Hunger//Focused Fury//Moving Target Loaded Question Stunning Recovery//Eye of the Storm//Under Pressure Faith-Keeper Radiolaria Transposer//Frenzy//Clown Cartridge Chronophage Radiolaria Transposer//Destabilizing Rounds//Auto-Loading Holster Watchful Eye Willing Vessel//Sword Logic//Hip-Fire Grip Watchful Eye (Adept) Willing Vessel//Sword Logic//Wellspring #Destiny2 #Renegades #Xur #ArmsWeek #DestinyTheGame #Xûr #Bungie #WTFIX #Destiny

@Zavallr Having been married to the same woman for 26 years now, and I raised a daughter who is now 24, and I've been a Destiny player since the alpha. I can categorically say that I'm not afraid of women. I am perplexed by my lack of understanding about them, but I've overcome my fear.

i’m sorry if this might be a bad time to ask but are destiny 2 players afraid of women

Xûr is in the Tower, in the Bazaar, behind the Ramen shop. Exotic Armor Khepri's Sting(59) H:+30/C:+18/M:+11 Ursa Furiosa(61) H:+19/G:+12/M:+30 Starfire Protocol(62) H:+20/G:+12/M:+30 Omnioculus(60) W:+29/G:+20/S:+11 Arbor Warden(63) W:+13/S:+30/M:+20 Mataiodoxía(60) W:+18/C:+30/M:+12 Exotic Weapons Arbalest Telesto The Wardcliff Coil Hawkmoon Paracausal Shot//Hammer-Forged Rifling//Alloy Magazine//Killing Wind//Textured Grip Exotic Catalysts Thunderlord Catalyst Deathbringer Catalyst Legendary Weapons Blast Battue Auto-Loading Holster//Moving Target Royal Chase Multikill Clip//No Distractions Friction Fire Sympathetic Arsenal//Field Prep Extraordinary Rendition One for All//Overflow Canis Major Rampage//Impulse Amplifier Silicon Neuroma Stunning Recovery//Demolitionist//Triple Tap Semiotician Head Rush//Hatchling//Stats for All Exalted Truth Alacrity//Opening Shot//Moving Target Cruel Mercy Stunning Recovery//Frenzy//Demolitionist #Destiny2 #Renegades #Xur #ArmsWeek #DestinyTheGame #Xûr #Bungie #WTFIX #Destiny

@BogOnMyDog Whoa, whoa, whoa… That’s not acceptable. You’ve stolen our signature art style! You’ll be hearing from our lawyers! “Huh?” “Whaddya mean, ‘we don’t have lawyers!’ What kind of cheapo Dinklebot kind of project are we running?” Oh. Turns out we don’t have lawyers. Nice work!😉

DESTINY ROADMAP LEAKED!!!! WHAT DO WE THINK?

@SirMcVibes Me too! 😂

Xûr is in the Tower, in the Bazaar, behind the Ramen shop. Exotic Armor Shinobu's Vow(59) W:+12/H:+18/M:+29 Ursa Furiosa(60) W:+11/S:+29/M:+20 Sanguine Alchemy(61) W:+11/S:+30/M:+20 Renewal Grasps(62) H:+29/C:+20/M:+13 Hoarfrost-Z(61) H:+30/C:+19/S:+12 Osmiomancy Gloves(60) H:+30/C:+18/M:+12 Exotic Weapons The Jade Rabbit Lord of Wolves Thunderlord Hawkmoon Paracausal Shot//Extended Barrel//Alloy Magazine//Quickdraw//Combat Grip Exotic Catalysts Wardcliff Coil Catalyst Prometheus Catalyst Legendary Weapons Blast Battue Auto-Loading Holster//Clown Cartridge Far Future Thresh//Quickdraw Canis Major Kill Clip//Clown Cartridge Whistler's Whim Alacrity//Archer's Tempo//Rangefinder The Showrunner Vanguard's Vindication//Collective Action//Dynamic Sway Reduction Noxious Vetiver Dark Ether Reaper//Vorpal Weapon//Heating Up Bitter/Sweet Dark Ether Reaper//Explosive Light//Stats for All Chroma Rush Splicer Surge//Frenzy//Subsistence Lotus-Eater Stunning Recovery//High Ground//Repulsor Brace #Destiny2 #Renegades #Xur #ArmsWeek #DestinyTheGame #Xûr #Bungie #WTFIX #Destiny

@BNGServerStatus I have little doubt…

[#Destiny2Game] The issue preventing players from signing into Destiny 1, Destiny 2, and Bungie Websites has been identified, and we are actively working to resolve it. Another update will be provided within 1 hour.

Sorry for the late post today, it's a long (and mostly boring for other people) story. Appreciate you all! Stay toasty! ※ @soren42 WTFIX Social Media Team

Xûr is in the Tower, in the Bazaar, behind the Ramen shop. Exotic Armor Celestial Nighthawk(61) W:+29/H:+13/G:+19 Wormgod Caress(60) W:+13/G:+29/S:+18 Transversive Steps(60) H:+30/C:+19/M:+11 Renewal Grasps(59) W:+11/G:+29/S:+19 Abeyant Leap(62) W:+30/G:+19/M:+13 Ballidorse Wrathweavers(60) H:+29/C:+18/M:+13 Exotic Weapons Cerberus+1 Coldheart Thunderlord Hawkmoon Paracausal Shot//Smallbore//Alloy Magazine//Quickdraw//Polymer Grip Exotic Catalysts Lord of Wolves Catalyst Arbalest Catalyst Legendary Weapons The Comedian Stunning Recovery//Unrelenting//Steady Hands Sailspy Pitchglass Right Hook//Swashbuckler//Outlaw No Reprieve Right Hook//Wellspring//Surplus The Eremite Head Rush//Reservoir Burst//Lead from Gold Lost Signal Radiolaria Transposer//Reverberation//Auto-Loading Holster Faith-Keeper Radiolaria Transposer//Demolitionist//Impulse Amplifier Chroma Rush Splicer Surge//Frenzy//Tunnel Vision Yesterday's Question Alacrity//Moving Target//Dragonfly Quickfang One for All//Energy Transfer Eternity's Edge Counterattack//Energy Transfer Crown-Splitter Surrounded//Thresh #Destiny2 #Renegades #Xur #ArmsWeek #DestinyTheGame #Xûr #Bungie #WTFIX #Destiny

@EmmyCastile 😂 I would ask why that was the top result… but, well, Twitter.

@wtfixur Spleening mistake in gif :)

Xûr is in the Tower, in the Bazaar, behind the Ramen shop. Exotic Armor Liar's Handshake(61) G:+12/S:+30/M:+19 ACD/0 Feedback Fence(59) H:+29/C:+18/S:+12 Astrocyte Verse(61) H:+12/G:+30/S:+19 Boots of the Assembler(63) W:+13/H:+30/C:+20 Gyrfalcon's Hauberk(59) H:+30/C:+18/G:+11 Wishful Ignorance(62) H:+30/C:+19/S:+13 Exotic Weapons The Huckleberry Wavesplitter The Colony Hawkmoon Paracausal Shot//Chambered Compensator//Alloy Magazine//Surplus//Polymer Grip Exotic Catalysts Rat King Catalyst Deathbringer Catalyst Legendary Weapons Arsenic Bite-4b Sneak Bow//Quickdraw Annual Skate Multikill Clip//Slideshot The Hothead Stunning Recovery//Vorpal Weapon//Auto-Loading Holster Planck's Stride Right Hook//Swashbuckler//Slickdraw Sailspy Pitchglass Right Hook//Voltshot//Rapid Hit The Showrunner Vanguard's Vindication//Kinetic Tremors//Grave Robber Perfect Paradox Cast No Shadows//Opening Shot//Field Prep Uzume RR4 Stunning Recovery//Incandescent//Lead from Gold Adamantite Willing Vessel//Hatchling//Unrelenting #Destiny2 #Renegades #Xur #Dawning #DestinyTheGame #TheDawning #Xûr #Bungie #WTFIX #Destiny

Xûr is in the Tower, in the Bazaar, behind the Ramen shop. Exotic Armor Assassin's Cowl(61) W:+12/H:+29/C:+20 Eternal Warrior(63) W:+20/H:+13/C:+30 Starfire Protocol(59) C:+11/S:+30/M:+18 Athrys's Embrace(62) H:+13/S:+30/M:+19 Secant Filaments(61) H:+19/C:+13/M:+29 Blastwave Striders(58) C:+11/S:+29/M:+18 Exotic Weapons Vigilance Wing Hard Light The Queenbreaker Hawkmoon Paracausal Shot//Full Bore//Alloy Magazine//Hip-Fire Grip//Polymer Grip Exotic Catalysts Skyburner Catalyst Colony Catalyst Legendary Weapons Far Future Thresh//Moving Target Unwavering Duty Alacrity//Focused Fury//Dynamic Sway Reduction Targeted Redaction Unsated Hunger//Focused Fury//Outlaw Thin Precipice Unsated Hunger//Counterattack//Valiant Charge Eleatic Principle Head Rush//Golden Tricorn//Heating Up Locus Locutus Head Rush//Under-Over//Discord Blast Furnace Indomitability//Rampage//Kinetic Tremors PLUG ONE.1 (Adept) Stunning Recovery//Kickstart//Reconstruction Whispering Slab Paracausal Fluid//Swashbuckler//Perpetual Motion #Destiny2 #Renegades #Xur #DestinyTheGame #Xûr #Bungie #WTFIX #Destiny

Awww… we miss Rickrunner’s big brother! ———————————————— Awww… ¡Extrañamos al hermano mayor de Rickrunner! Ay! ¿Se llama "Temerario" en Destiny en español? ¡Eso me arruina el chiste! En inglés se llama “Riskrunner” (corredor de riesgo), que se convierte en “Rickrunner” (corredor de Rick), ¡lo que conduce a un rickroll!

@wtfixur A ZHALO está sendo vendida HOJE no DESTINY UM, O JOGO ORIGINAL.🇧🇷 ZHALO is being sold TODAY in DESTINY ONE, THE ORIGINAL GAME.🇺🇸 ZHALO se vende HOY en DESTINY ONE, EL JUEGO ORIGINAL.🇪🇸 #DestinyTheGame #ZhaloSuperCell

Xûr’s Fucked Off™

Xûr is in the Tower, in the Bazaar, behind the Ramen shop. Exotic Armor Lucky Raspberry(58) H:+18/G:+11/M:+29 Mk. 44 Stand Asides(60) W:+30/H:+12/G:+18 Vesper of Radius(60) H:+19/S:+11/M:+30 The Path of Burning Steps(60) C:+12/S:+30/M:+18 Dawn Chorus(60) W:+19/C:+29/M:+12 Triton Vice(59) G:+12/S:+29/M:+18 Exotic Weapons The Huckleberry Telesto Thunderlord Hawkmoon Paracausal Shot//Full Bore//Alloy Magazine//Rangefinder//Textured Grip Exotic Catalysts SUROS Regime Catalyst Ruinous Effigy Catalyst Legendary Weapons Seventh Seraph VY-7 Elemental Capacitor//Fourth Time's the Charm Code Duello Unrelenting//Quickdraw Rapacious Appetite Unsated Hunger//Headstone//Perpetual Motion The Recluse Indomitability//Desperate Measures//Repulsor Brace Edge Transit Indomitability//Adrenaline Junkie//Repulsor Brace Martyr's Retribution Cast No Shadows//Kill Clip//Heal Clip Line in the Sand Cast No Shadows//Bait and Switch//Under Pressure Refusal of the Call Willing Vessel//Disruption Break//Envious Assassin Whispering Slab Paracausal Fluid//Gutshot Straight//Demolitionist #Destiny2 #Renegades #Xur #Dawning #DestinyTheGame #TheDawning #Xûr #Bungie #WTFIX #Destiny