frick u

if we talk after 12, our convos will get real personal. 12:00am: I like mac & cheese 12:01am: I killed a man once

school tomorrow i want to choke myself

*at school* me: im tired. me: im gonna go home and sleep. me: i can't wait to sleep. me: yay sleep woo yay *gets home* me: *doesnt sleep*

away away away awa aw aw aw aw away aw aw aw ay aw aw away way away awa

me: *uses same pen every day* me: *6 months into school* me: *loses it* me: ..... me: ...... me: i feel so empty

me: ill do my homework later. *later* me: ill do it tomorrow. *tomorrow* me: ill do it before class *class* me: DID ANYONE DO THE HOMEWORK

hot waiters make me lose focus. like really. what would i like to order? well hmm.. i'd like to order a hot piece of that ass.

just read this .

#TalkLikeYourBestfriend *super overweight hairy short creepy 50 year old man walks by* "oh look your boyfriend"

just a kitten shoved in a sock. continue on with your day.

this is so accurate that it scares me...

me: i have no friends. person: hey! me: leave me alone.

well aren't you being a little cuntasaurus rex today ☺

raise your hand if you still haven't started your homework ✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋

#WhatMadeMeMadAsAKid LOL THIS.

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oh hello zac efron. h e l l o. 😍😍😍🙊🙊🙊

sneezing when you're on your period

#SometimesI get tired.

i hate pants. i hate pants. i hate pants. i hate pants. i hate pants. i hate pants. i hate pants. i hate pants. i hate pants. i hate pants.