jamie taco

Im not even saying this to be mean he really looks like if pitbull had been present for the Chernobyl disaster as a baby

Pope Dripius II

If you come across a bear, never push a slower friend down…even if you feel the friendship has run its course.⁣⁣

Love is sharing a password.

@StevenRayMorris Interstellar all day

What are your favorite film scores to listen to on their own outside of just hearing them while watching the movie?

I touched my iPhone after getting the Pfizer vaccine and look what happened

Hello 911, I'd like to report a murder

Taco Bell is the only fast food place I roll up to with no ordering game plan. I just let the menu speak to me. The Bell will tell me what I need. My mouth may be moving but I am just the instrument of a supreme design.

bro what is going on at twitter

In 7th grade, my friends and I convinced a large number of students to put the name “Heywood Jablome” in the school raffle and when the principal read the name in the gym, we all screamed for five straight minutes. Everyone got a detention. That’s how Twitter feels now.

Sunday funday here in iowa

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven. twitter.com/Acyn/status/15…

When you're an Autumn person waiting for summer to end:

jane lynch is wario jamie lee curtis

me finding out the choco taco is being discontinued even though i can’t remember the last time i had one

We’ll adopt your baby

Merry Abso Lutely Day to all those who observe

I've seen hundreds of tweets about telling women to stop having sex if they don't want to get pregnant but I've seen zero calls for men to become celibate. It will never cease to amaze me how little men are blamed for getting someone pregnant. This is about control and patriarchy