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Oh Gott, die Eröffnungsszene von THE LADIES MAN (1961) ist vermutlich die akkurateste Beschreibung von Twitter, die ich jemals gesehen habe. Hier mit ein paar Zwischentiteln von mir zur Veranschaulichung.

🚨: BREAKING: Punch the monkey reaches maturity, heroically defending companion Moe from primate bullies.

Incredible things are happening on Viet internet

@bradgilmore His match wasn’t against Ricochet, he just talked to Ricochet about it… 🙈😵‍💫

Ever wonder what a WrestleMania paycheck buys? Booker T reveals how his legendary match against Ricochet completely covered his $450k dream home. Talk about a payday! #Wrestling #BookerT #WrestleMania

A malfunctioning service robot dances uncontrollably at a Haidilao hotpot restaurant in San Jose, California, knocking over tableware as staff members attempt to restrain it, March 2026.

Peak MAGA brainrot booking 🧟‍♀️ #wweraw

@MagneticNorse Just a bunch of typical American assholes doing anything, including animal cruelty, for attention. Your century is over for a reason

Venice Beach, California - an internet classic

Fastest ride of his life..🦥 😂

@BasedCLC Anyone who’s ever seen Ishii wrestle live will agree tho

Tomohiro Ishii is a better wrestler than this guy according to Dave Meltzer and the Observer readers… 👇👇👇

@mercedesbnkss Cute how you still believe in a bigger plan in WWE creative despite all signs to the contrary 🥲

i’m just not getting the creative behind this what purpose does making him look weak serve

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING — Rep. Lieu said Full Epstein Files Show Trump Raping Children.

@elliottswrstlin Tsuruta as a wrestler. Inoki as an influence.

So thinking about Greatest Wrestler Ever...who is better Antonio Inoki or Jumbo Tsuruta

@PWPNation Yeah, they’re not really for those of us who still know how to read and stuff

These segments just aren’t meant for some of us.

@daviddennis1020 @ShaneHelmsCom

Somebody needs to add Randy Orton’s music to this.

@LeoneStan1 That’s two really shitty zigzags in the span of one week on television what is even going on in the E vortex man 🥲🥺

Holy shit this brudda fucking STINKS. How do you fuck up the zigzag like that

Way back in 2012, Robin Williams sounding the alarm about Trump’s dark connection to beauty pageants and the disturbing remarks about his teenage daughter. If only America had paid attention.

Brody King, a big Bad Romance by Lady Gaga fan 😂

Someone: King's Road is about neck bumps! Also King's Road: #ajpw #小橋建太 #三沢光晴 #川田利明

@TheLincoln They just don't care about accountability because reports like this one are guaranteed to spark conversation & controversy and that's what it all comes down to in social media attention economy I'm afraid. They'd probably agree it's all bullshit but it works. Capitalist cynicism.

I'm really and truly not sure there is any group of people more gullible than tech reporters

@ImYoungChove15 @ushigoroshi89 Well at least you agree AEW was cool in 2022 🤓

@wurstzombie @ushigoroshi89 Its cleary bout AEW cuz The Sickos are still upset Punk left due to poor leadership

best wrestling shirt since the bullet club