TWEETS ABOUT WINE

Eating pasta and drinking wine in Italy is a bucket list item

Good morning to everyone except the men with wives who don’t follow me but look at my Insta stories everyday

How do you lose 10 pounds without cutting out wine asking for a friend

Amazing what an orgasm and a glass of wine can do for your mental health

Spell your crush’s name backwards. Mine is eniw

Someone let me know when Instagram is back up please 🍷🍷

Wine and vibrators should be free on National Women’s Day

Me: I cannot decide which of these two bottle to buy Friend: so buy both Me: great idea, I’m just gonna buy both of these 14 bottles

I don’t need a valentine. I need 8 cases of wine and a fast metabolism.

Me and Mr AnythingYouWantBaby get along so good

If you’re in the DMs and there is a woman in your profile pic, I’m messaging her. We’re going to happy hour. We are gonna take a selfie and send it to you. Respectfully.

Everytime I have one too many cocktails I think about what the guys who ate my ass in college are up to nowadays

I don’t need a man. I need someone to hand me a glass of wine while I’m showering.

Valentine’s Day is in 3 weeks, so if you love me, show me by sending a case of wine to my house

Am I complaining about spending $8 on eggs? Yes. Will I still spent $38 on cocktails tonight? Also yes.

She just wants a nice glass of wine, supportive arms, and a smacked ass.

One thing about me is I’ll always stop at the airport bar before my flight.

I am not everyone’s cup of tea. Because I am not tea I’m probably a glass of wine to be honest

everyone: exercise will help your depression me: no thx *opens bottle of wine*

Lord, thank you for the job, but if getting paid to drink wine in a vineyard is in your plans, I’m ready. Amen.