shell

Estados Unidos more like estamos jodidos, am I right

Discipline baby, discipline.

whenever someone tells me they got a DUI i ask them what song they were listening to & i’ve compiled a playlist with everyone’s song so far

"The Stallion sends her regards"

I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

@myblueheav3n I read the first couple words of this tweet, and my heart sank

I wish I could rewatch Jersey Shore for the first time 😭😭😭😭😭

Being in Being in your 30’s your 30’s in the 90’s in 2025

The “YOU WHAT!?!” always gets me

comic of the day ! (1/5)

i think that lana is for the unmedicated and lorde is for those who have found a prescription that works for them

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