Wyatt Feegrado

Wow, what a helpful book!

I think the happiest day of my life will be the birth of my first wife

I was sexting with my AI girlfriend but I accidentally sent it to my AI mom 😭

Jeffrey Epstein sure took a lot of group photos

Jeffrey Epstein sure took a lot of group pictures

Has enough time passed that we can admit that Epsteins Island was probably the greatest place in history for networking?

There’s nothing like that awkward post hookup walk back to your middle seat on the plane

I’ve been taking a self defense class. The first thing they teach you is how to shoot an unarmed person through a car window

What health insurance provider do you have? I have GoFundMe

One time I kissed a man during truth or dare. It was a truth…about myself

My gf’s dad found a condom in my pocket. “Sir to be fair that’s only cuz I didn’t use it”

Why when Obama was in office was every single President in a movie black?

I have a hairless cat. That’s not his breed I just wax him everyday

I love California. No one in California voted for Trump — except the Mexicans

I recently went to the gay pride parade — sorry, I mean the Charlie Kirk memorial

I was texting this FBI agent the other day. In my defense, I did think it was a 14 year old

We have special buildings in this country that our veterans gather outside of — 7/11s

One of my cousins works for the drug cartel — Johnson and Johnson

You’re never on your phone in your dreams. “Babe I had the craziest dream last night — I was on Instagram Reels”

Some people masturbate more than they brush their teeth.

Religion is full of inconsistencies. Like how come “God is inside all of us” but Pastor Luke was “only inside me?”