Wyld Syntax

@Dexerto We're gonna need bigger cup holders

@WallStreetApes Donut tell me what to do

Americans walk into Krispy Kreme donuts and buy a dozen donuts for themselves This needs to be stopped so people should he aware of the health and ingredient concerns with Krispy Kreme - They are considered “Ultra Processed” - Each glazed donut is 20% sugar by weight - Each donut is 190 calories, 11g total fat, 5g saturated An Original Glazed donut ingredients include: Enriched wheat flour, palm/soybean oils, sugar, water, yeast, soy flour, egg yolks, multiple dough conditioners including mono- and diglycerides, cellulose gum, maltodextrin), preservatives and natural and artificial flavors Horrible ingredients: - Enriched and Refined Flour: Bleached and stripped of fiber and nutrients with concerns about alloxan (a byproduct in processing) - Seed Oils & Palm Oil: Fried in blends that critics call “rancid” or inflammatory - Artificial Colors/Flavors & Additives: In flavored varieties, Red 40, gums and phosphates - They include genetically modified derived ingredients - Preservatives and emulsifiers are used to extend shelf life but fuel “doesn’t decompose” (The donuts do not break down because of this)

@Dexerto You have to impress her AI before you can chat

Bumble are reportedly removing swiping in favor of an “AI-enabled platform” ahead of a major relaunch later this year “[People] feel like the swipe has degraded their love lives”

@TheCinesthetic I still never learned how to use the three seashells

Wesley Snipes in Demolition Man (1993) understood exactly what movie he was in and decided to have the time of his life. Simon Phoenix is basically pure unhinged charisma from start to finish.

@Mets @billyeichner “He’s about to watch the Subway Series. Put the game on Apple TV and have the most annoying person in the world throw out the first pitch.”

Ma'am for a dollar, who threw out the first pitch tonight? 💵 @billyeichner | #LGM

@Breaking911 The street always wins

A sinkhole opened on the Long Island Expressway during rush hour, partially swallowing a car and shutting down lanes in New York. Officials say nearby sewer construction may have triggered the collapse. No injuries were reported.

@BuffaloBrett @MurrayHillGuy1 Same here, I thought it was glitching out

@MurrayHillGuy1 I thought it was performing an update and the circle was just fucked up still.

New Spotify icon is ugly as hell?

@MLB @Nationals They're only Hot Dogs Michael

The Nationals are celebrating Hot Dog Day with actual hot dog fries 👀 They are shoestring-cut crispy fried hot dogs served with chipotle ranch (via @Nationals)

@nypost John Travolta is transforming into Dom DeLuise

John Travolta looks unrecognizable at Cannes Film Festival with wild new look trib.al/2T4oTr6

@MurrayHillGuy1 What are we...please define your perspective on the relationship?

Top 5 Modern Dating Horror Stories: 1. “We’ll see where this goes” 2. Talking stage while you both have several backups 3. 3 month Situationship: No explanation needed 4. “Slow burn” but you’re the only one feeling it 5. The HR text…

@ZZCupp01 @MurrayHillGuy1 Yooooo

@MurrayHillGuy1 Ideally her folks have been laid to rest.

Chat debate: When are the parents supposed to meet each other in a relationship? 3 months? 6 months? 1 year? Engagement?

@Dexerto I would he pumping out kids like Philip Rivers for a $65,000 bonus on each one

PUBG publisher Krafton saw employee births nearly double after introducing a $65,000 bonus for each child born They also granted parents two years of parental leave

@Polymarket It's now Pleamaxxer Clavicular

NEW: Looksmaxxer Clavicular takes plea deal in alligator shooting case, receiving probation & being ordered to attend a wildlife course.

@GregoryZoe57394 @CultureCrave Episode 1 was a little weird, but the prequels were still way better than the recent sequels

@wyldsyntax @CultureCrave But He Some Mess Up on Films

Happy 82nd Birthday to George Lucas 🎂

@DARKSIDEBLITZ @Dexerto I would watch a Paul Blart: Mall Cop sequel that takes place in Japan

@wyldsyntax @Dexerto Who needs Edward when you got Paul?

A Pokémon store in Japan is now cutting the corners of booster packs to discourage scalpers It's hoped that the policy will cause the packs to have no resale value

@BuiHiep64189 @CultureCrave You're absolutely right, I'm setting myself up to be disappointed again 😂

@wyldsyntax @CultureCrave This is like hoping Eddie Munson would return for the finale

New poster for ‘The Boys’ series finale

@wheresfreckles @Tuonela68 @CultureCrave That would be cool!

@Tuonela68 @wyldsyntax @CultureCrave I don't expect her to have anything to do with killing Homelander but I'd love a short cameo before the end of the episode

@Polymarket If they want a Gas-Free NYC, they should start with Chipotle

JUST IN: Protesters are blocking the entrance to the Con Edison building in New York, calling for a “Gas-Free NYC”

@Tuonela68 @CultureCrave Get them back somehow 😂

@wyldsyntax @CultureCrave She lost her power.. What the hell she is gonna do?