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@MAGAVoice We can end clock change a healthier way by ditching DST and making Standard Time permanent! And we should, Standard Time is in alignment with our natural circadian rhythm!

@drinkEchelon Is this a single full pallet? Also, what is the weight of that? I'm only tagged up to a full ton. Not that I can afford a pallet right now... my daughter just went on a graduation shopping trip with my credit card.

What a great day to buy exactly 300 cases of Double Tap. You will certainly not regret buying 300 cases of Double Tap. Go ahead. Don’t knock it til you try BUYING EXACTLY 300 CASES OF DOUBLE TAP. 🔋

What if Elon already succeeded? What if we're connected with Neuralink to a Grok powered Matrix in hibernation pods in an interstellar starship on our way to build a solar powered stargate in a star system that appears to have a habitable planet?

@Capt_Contractor @drinkEchelon My daughter said something similar the day it was delivered... She's already had 2 cans.

@drinkEchelon This’ll probably get me on the witch hunt radar, but I’ve never really been an Arnold Palmer tea sorta guy. I just prefer straight lemon water. No sugar. Nothing.

Really dude?? Fix yourself.

@AmazonMGMStudio I am cursed with the ability to rewatch (and quote) almost any movie I've ever seen in my head no matter how long ago it was. But I can't remember if I've had one cup of coffee or two this morning.

What's a film you basically have memorized?

@drinkEchelon Are we spending most our lives living in an Amish Paradise?

Echy ain’t neva crossed a man who didn’t deserve it.

@TruthHerder @starjumporg Same support portal you would have submitted the essay on.

@x3of9 @starjumporg where would that be?

@drinkEchelon @SilencerShop My first case is already empty. One case remains and it's a good thing I've got 4 more queued up with my subscriptions.

same flavor btw red can is limited edition with @SilencerShop the permanent yellow/black version is DOUBLE TAP

@Willjum1 So, what you're saying is... time to start investing in Balaclava skins?

aight wrap it up might be time for a new account i am not running round rust looking like this i have YET TO SEE A DECENT FEMALE MODEL HAHAHA

@JawsGaming93 @drinkEchelon This is my monthly restock. You've gotta pump those numbers up!

Alright @drinkEchelon, now, NOW I’m restocked. And considering I go through 1-3 cans a week, I’ll be set for a couple months🤣 Swear, if you guys drop another flavor soon, my wallet will cry! 1 of each performance 1 cola 1 landmine 1 spicy trial pk (emergency 300mg) 2 Double Tap

@Mericamemed Mid... as in Midjourney.

Just find yourself a mid like this, and you'll be happy.

@zacharyebell @drinkEchelon @UnsubscribeCast @DonutOperator @Fat_Electrician @TheAKGuy @Eli_Doubletap This marketing strategy is so genius that I ordered 6 cases before I even saw it. It's just that good.

The C.R.I.M.E method never fails. @drinkEchelon @UnsubscribeCast @DonutOperator @Fat_Electrician @TheAKGuy @Eli_Doubletap

@drinkEchelon You have to offer it one. We're now besties and have cookouts on the weekends. At least, I think that's what happened after I wake up on Mondays.

How long does a guy have to stare into the void before it offers him an energy drink. Asking for me.

@JDtheBotGuy @drinkEchelon Franklin's operatives are getting creative in their deployment methods.

@drinkEchelon What? I got a live raccoon in mine!

no dead mice in our cans, btw. can’t say the same for some OTHER beverages out there

@RobertsSpaceInd This is one of the single best commercials I've ever seen. Not just for spaceships or a video game. Ever. This should be winning awards.

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@drinkEchelon This was delivered on Thursday. I think this flavor is a hit with my kids.

if you dont like double tap youre dead to me

@AngryCops @Eli I'm trying to figure out why the button for Virtual Camera in OBS in his video isn't showing that he started it.

How does @eli fix this?!?!?

@HLC_actual @Eli_Doubletap Strange that the button in OBS for the virtual camera isn't showing that its started.

@Eli_Doubletap Dude in obs you have to hit “start virtual camera” then in discord you select the virtual camera. Cmon man

“Hands receipt”

@JDtheBotGuy The Wasted Wipe.

A “no wipe” deuce is the best. Unfortunately you have to wipe once to know it was a “no wipe” or just be very adventurous.