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I may not have a six pack but I can damn sure drink one

We're not crying, you are. 💙 #StanleyCup

I broke my foot yesterday (kicking ass too enthusiastically probably...) and they refused to give me ceramic carbide ossification but they gave me a mjolnir boot!

THE TEAM THAT FINALLY DID IT!!! 🏆 #WeAllBleedBlue #stlblues

JORDAN BINNINGTON IS A SICK FREAK.

@Bschenn_10 @nbc @Sportsnet The Schenn family will never forget this. #Game7 #StanleyCup

BRAYDEN SCHENN HAS MADE IT 3-0!!!! #stlblues #WeAllBleedBlue

SANFORD!!!!! 4-0!!!!!!! #stlblues #weallbleedblue

Sad Marchand in gif form

The Blues are the first team in NHL history to win the Stanley Cup after being last in the overall League standings with at least 30 games played. What a freaking run. Incredible.

A title 52 years in the making! #stlblues | #StanleyCup

They say good things come to those who wait. 52 years later... @StLouisBlues I’m all yours.

THE @StLouisBlues ARE THE #StanleyCup CHAMPIONS!!

If you’re a Blues fan, this is the chance you’ve been waiting for, and some of you have waited 52 years. HERE WE GO!!!! #stlblues #WeAllBleedBlue

Second one felt like a steel pole hitting you across the ass... you didn’t walk right for a week after that one

If I’m like 40 with kids and they play year 3000 they will never understand the memories I have with that song

A modern art critic was asked to review some paintings and wasn't told they were painted by Adolf Hitler. He stated they were "quite good" and also said the artist's depiction of human figures revealed his profound disinterest in people.

Belly scritches > everything else

By 1932, Mickey Mouse was becoming a role model for children, forcing Disney to take away his edge. They wanted a character to portray the more negative qualities that could no longer be bestowed on Mickey, so they created a short-tempered character named Donald Duck.

Nah. 📺 #NBAonABC