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@mazemoore @Steph93065 Here’s a map showing what a one meter increase would look like.

That's funny, in 1982 they said the EXACT same thing about the ice melting and sea levels rising. One meter is now "worst case scenario"? Back then the scientists were warning that much of Florida could disappear into the ocean.

@ItsMrsWilkes @Suzierizzo1 I saw a story about her stabbing the day it happened. A mentally ill man murdered an innocent woman. The earth continues to turn and you’re living in an imaginary universe. And is this a “mean word” you personally casually say? If that’s all it is I’m sure you’d admit it

@Suzierizzo1 Irina Zarutska's stabbing took two weeks to see the light of day, yet a white person saying a mean word to a somali stops the Earth's rotation at the speed of light... BRB, let me try and see if I can find a fuck to give. 🖕🏻

This couple from Somalia walked into a Cinnabon to buy food and the employee started making fun of the woman’s hijab so they took out their phone & started recording then she called them the N word and admitted to being a racist! She continued to say derogatory things to them too

Hey @AlaskaAir I assume that you’re going to fix the issue with existing reservations and the new (surprise) Atmos switcheroo?

@JoeyAhlbum Yassss

The Wizard Knight by Gene Wolfe has knights, talking cats, a ferocious talking dog, a flying horse and so much more!

@NateSilver538 Nate getting ready to forget there’s a second image in this sequence.

Don't vote for any Democrat in 2028 who doesn't repudiate the pardon within 48 hours.

I discussed here how I voted for Harris despite feeling like Democrats indulged in a lot of bad behavior that voters were rational to publish. After the White House lying about the Hunter pardon I'm not sure how much more I can tolerate. natesilver.net/p/sbsq-15-demo…

If you know the UK gaming scene in the 90s or care about retro stuff then you might be familiar with the amazing legend and legacy of Andy Dyer, who sadly passed away this year. We’re celebrating his beautiful life by helping his amazing son’s education. thicky.co.uk

@atrupar That would still be man made climate change tho.

Tucker Carlson: "People are like, 'oh, well, we had another hurricane, it must be global warming.' No! It's probably abortion, actually. Just being honest. You can't kill children on purpose. You can't participate in human sacrifice without consequences."

@dobdob365 @jackisjake Dobby: either lottery numbers or Blade release date, next.

@TrollDemonAnon @swfreedle @atrupar Ted Levine? This explains at least one repeat motif.

FUN FACT: Trump was a three sport athlete at New York Military Academy and played on the football team for one year. His classmates said this of President Trump "He was just the best, a good athlete, a great athlete," former classmate Ted Levine told Business Insider. "He could have probably played pro ball as a pitcher. I think he threw 80 miles an hour. I was the catcher. He made my hand black and blue every day." "Could he play football? Could he play soccer? He could do anything he wanted. He was physically and mentally gifted.” profootballhof.com/news/2020/02/p…

Trump's appeals to Barstool's young male audience by telling stories about Wally Pipp, who was born in 1893, and Lou Gehrig, who was born in 1903.

@DavidNir Oh look. Actual death panels.

A chilling example of why "exceptions" to abortion bans are unworkable: A pregnant Florida woman with terminal brain cancer was not eligible for an abortion under state law because it "would not have saved her life, only extended it"

@mtgreenee Oh NOW you’re using pronouns.

Yes they can control the weather. It’s ridiculous for anyone to lie and say it can’t be done.

@RealLyndaCarter I was positive he was going to say Highlander 2 but Ricky Bobby talked him out of it.

“We’ve seen that movie before. We all know that the sequel is usually worse.” Vote Kamala and avoid the Troll 2 of presidencies.

walz confirmed Dreamcast owner. hugely energising for the narrowest voter segment in world history

@chrishemsworth It’s obvious Thor knelt on a Lego.

I can keep secrets too 🤫

@Jackie_Buddie Good night Cathy. You were a joy to millions. Rest in peace. No garlic required.

It’s with great sadness that my Auntie Cathy (Rutherford) has very suddenly passed away this week. Born in Glasgow my Auntie Cathy was a trade unionist to the core and remained politically active her whole life. This famous clip shows you exactly where she stood.

@DoyougrokGary @sundownmotel Someone check on Matt Gaetz's Chaise Lounge.

@sundownmotel I just googled and I found a link for an actual couch named the “Vance” with the tagline “ indulge yourself in handcrafted luxury” You can’t make this up! clubfurniture.com/products/vance…

@Vietpride218 Queen Gloompa of Loompa has captured the zeitgeist. She looks like we all feel.

Here's the Oompa Loompa. Did I mean to say "a"? Nah. Apparently, there was only one.

@TowerGangCole This Frogger reboot is weird.

you'd build tunnels too if all these stupid goys kept ruining your commute to synagogue with their pointless running.

@AntiToxicPeople From The Will of the People: “Whosever is ahead At the stroke of Midnight, let him be the winner!” It’s clearly stated right there in the Will.

@RonFilipkowski Deep Roy whispering in his ear: Oompa Loompa, Doompa De hairDo.

Pretty sure the first $100 million was awarded for that haircut.