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@xMagicJohnsonx

PA ✈️ FL ✈️ CA 🚗 RI

Katılım Ocak 2012
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@eacelesterubi It’s not an apples to apples comparison but you clearly are missing the point of the post. Shit went right over your head
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@charles270 Never beating the allegations I fear
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$kodk $work@wario_chalmers·
this miserable lying old bitch at the economist lives a posh existence and doesn’t come into contact with the side of multiculturalism that she advocates for but doesn’t have to actually deal with. go walk through hyde park. it feels like you are in karachi. i dare her to walk through shoreditch or elephant & castle late at night as a single woman. she won’t, and she will never have to, but she supports your sister or wife or mother having to. you will never hate these people enough.
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@unclestrokeus I mean at this point just make sure she’s at least beautiful. I gotta believe they launched 1,000 ships for her.
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Police DO NOT prevent crime; they respond to it. Crime is prevented by higher wages, guaranteed health care, food security, high-quality child care, housing, good schools, and addiction treatment.
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@washghost1 I’m confused, is it gonna be a white kid? 😭😭 I don’t see any pink or blue
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Washingtons ghost@washghost1·
Imagine the kid growing up and seeing this video where his mom acted like a child when she found out the gender
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Sensurround@ShamashAran·
Can we PLEASE normalize men approaching women again? Like... where are all the confident, respectful, emotionally mature men? Why doesn't anybody just come talk to me anymore? Not like the creep at the bookstore yesterday, obviously. He walked over while I was looking at a book and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice you're reading one of my favorite authors." First of all, why was he WATCHING me? Second? How long had he been watching me before he decided to speak? CREEPY! Third? How did he know what book I was holding? Ladies, always be aware of your surroundings. And then there was the guy at the grocery store who handed me a piece of paper with his phone number. Excuse me? So you're just walking around with your phone number already written down? Looking for victims? That's not suspicious at all. Then he just left. So now I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS. He could be ANYWHERE, totally hiding waiting to murder me because I didn't immediately add his number to my phone. Totally normal behavior. Last week a guy held the door open for me. Why? What was his endgame? Trapping me inside the building so he could steal my kidneys to organ thieves? No thanks! Another smiled at me while I was walking my dog. My dog. So now he knows I have a dog. Fantastic. Honestly, dating is impossible. Men never approach women anymore.
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@madsdanae @DuBlaVaee “I love abortions and immigrants” you absolute fucking freak
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madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖@madsdanae·
I would say happy birthday, America, but unfortunately I love abortions and immigrants and public education and universal healthcare and Black people and the environment and not bombing children with my tax dollars.
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Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
🚨#BREAKING: A German soccer fan who flew to the USA but was fearful about coming because of news about criminals and people being mean... ...breaks down into TEARS, live on air saying he has FALLEN IN LOVE with America after a random man named "Bob" in Boston gave him a ride home after he was stuck at a game with no way back to his hotel The German soccer fan's name is Sebastian, he said after meeting Bob, he extended his entire trip. He said leaving America will hurt worse than watching Germany get knocked out of the World Cup. "I fall in love with America. I'm sorry, it's just so emotional. Americans are not rude... if we are together, we can achieve great things." THIS IS THE AMERICA I KNOW!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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@YKN0H I hope this guy dies ❤️
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H0NKY@YKN0H·
Retarded Wegro Streamer after getting his ass slammed because he was talking shit to impress his black hommies: “He Threw my Taco😭😭” Wigger Streamer Fatigue is Real. x.com/AzulHated/stat…
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@BasedBandita It’s because this is their equivalent of a wedding.
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Based Bandita@BasedBandita·
Creating generational debt for prom, then going back to section 8 housing is crazy work. It’s also why stereotypes exist 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@ApexSapien I don’t think when the idea or concept of marriage was invented there were bank accounts. So “why are they even getting married” if they don’t want to share a bank account? Like THAT’S the only reason to do it 😂
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@Liza137823 You should seriously kill yourself Liza
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Liza@Liza137823·
I need to talk about my neighbors because I have been holding this in for too long. They had a birthday party this weekend. For one of their kids. In their backyard. I counted six children and two adults. There were balloons. There was a cake on a folding table. It lasted maybe two hours in the middle of the afternoon. And I am sorry but who is going to tell people that you cannot just do this. The noise. Six children making the sound that six children make. For two hours. On a Saturday. I had things I wanted to do in my own home and instead I had to listen to a party I was not invited to and would not have attended anyway. The cars. Two extra cars parked on the street near my house. On the public street, yes, but near my house, which means in front of the area I consider to be my general zone. And the balloons. One of them came loose and drifted into my yard and I had to be the one to deal with a stray balloon on my own property because of a party that had nothing to do with me. They did not warn me. No note, no heads up, no hey we are having a small thing on Saturday. They just decided to have a celebration in a yard that shares a fence with mine and let me find out about it by hearing it. If you are going to host an event, even a small one, the neighbors should be consulted. We share an environment. My Saturday is part of that environment and they spent it without asking. I am aware some people will say it was just a kids birthday party. To those people I would say it is never just anything when it affects the people around you.
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@theReheil_Deal What’s the asylum situation in Haiti?
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Rick Cabeza@RickCabeza·
@MikeNellis Dem: “You have to feed my kid.” Rep: “No I don’t, that’s supposed to be your responsib-” Dem: “So what you’re saying is that we shouldn’t be feeding kids??!!?!?!”
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@chakravartiiin Maybe the fact that her name is fucking “Liberty Hall” what the fuck are we doing parents
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