HISTORICALLY CORRECT BLACK JESUS

AND THUS THE GREAT AND MIGHTY CASSIUS RETURNS. Y'ALL AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A FOOTNOTE IN HIS LEGACY.

CONSPIRACY IS REAL

What grudge match? Cassius has no grudge here. Unless the grudge is about OLD WHITE MEN CONTINUING TO ALLOW SUCKAS TO TRY USE CASSIUS AS A LEG UP TO GREATNESS RATHER THAN GIVING HIM THE RESPECT HE DESERVES. Then sure OK why not.

PUT SOME SHINE ON THAT NAME

YOUR CONSPIRACY CAN'T KEEP CASSIUS DOWN.

@ggbetsygg @FGAwrestling OH SHE DO EMOJIS TOO? DAMN FGA, YOU SETTIN' CASSIUS. HOW IT GUNNA LOOK WHEN CASSIUS PIMP SLAP HER HELLO KITTY LOVIN' FACE BACK TO NEW CLOCKENSHIRE OR WHEREVER THE FUNK SHE FROM? BAD. THAT'S HOW IT'LL LOOK. BAD. YOU BE HEARIN' FROM MY REPRESENTATIVES.

@xPlan_Cx @FGAwrestling 😬

OH SHE ONE OF THESE. WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS TO CASSIUS @FGAwrestling? WHY YOU KEEP SETTING CASSIUS UP TO BE THE BAD GUY? THE CONSPIRACY IS REAL.

Oh wait it a different Betsy. STAND DOWN PEOPLE, WE COOL.

Well this is awkward.

Cassius out here handing out life lessons. You ain't the white girl hero in the Hallmark movie - you ain't magically changing this brotha into something he ain't. Don't go crying just coz the inevitable happened. You were told what would happen. And it happened.

JUSTICE FOR CASSIUS

INSERT HUMOROUS COMMENT ABOUT CASSIUS' LEGACY HERE. CASSIUS AIN'T GOT MUCH WITTY TO SAY, HE JUST REALLY WANTS TO FUNK UP AN OLD WHITE DUDE'S FACE AND TAKE HIS SHINY. THERE AIN'T NO HIGHER MEANING HERE.

THE CASSIUS REED EXPERIENCE HAS SHOWN ONCE AGAIN THE FOLLY OF PLACING YOUR TRUST IN OTHERS ITS JUST NOT FUNKY

@FGAwrestling #ooc Love you man.

#OOC Thanks docs.google.com/document/d/1tm…

TEAM FUNK YOU UP GETTIN' THIS ISH DEALT WIT' EARLY FOR YOU SO YOU AIN'T GOTTA FRET BOUT IT ALL NIGHT. YOU'RE WELCOME.

FUNKY

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Vertigo E91 [recap] Nashville, TN Champions vs. Champions @CordyStevenson @Ace_Voltage_FGA @OwenG_Wrestles vs. @DeMightySparrow @xPlan_Cx @TJTechniques bit.ly/3CbbHee

VERY WELL. FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY (UNLESS THE MARKETING PROVES ESPECIALLY PROFITABLE AND ASSUMING @TJTechniques AIN'T GOT A ISSUE WITH IT) THE FUNKY DRAGON AND THE FUNKY TECHNICIAN WILL BE JOINED BY THE FUNKY SPARROW