Joe

It’s actually fucking hilarious the cards anyone born from like 2000-2005 in the UK have been dealt

POV: It's 2005 And You're Playing The Best Star Ears Game Ever Made

4 year old me after learning about the bermuda triangle and quick sand on the same day

Mohamed Salah - The Scientist

Do I even need to say anything?

Me at 18: If i make it home by 4, i can still wake up to work at 6 Me now: We are not starting a movie, it's 8 PM

There are tens of thousands of bodies under this rubble. Their shattered bones mixed in with the dust. These were people’s homes. 2.4 million people lived in Gaza before the genocide.

Well I suppose I learned last summer that life is short, definitely too short for holding grudges.  So when @GamebredFighter said he wanted to sit down and break bread of course I took him up on it.  Today he came to Wisconsin, sat down had some dinner and chatted it up.  Turns out we have more in common than different 👊👊👊  Felt great to bury the hatchet and make a new friend.  Life is too short to hold grudges, bury hatchets and move one with your life.  So glad Jorge was able to come to Wisconsin today.

*a child aged 13-15 Fixed it for you @Telegraph

How are they getting to “vote” on whether their crimes are made public or not?

The Americans sank an Iranian ship near Sri Lanka, in international waters, and abandoned any survivors -- a war crime. This ship was outside the combat zone and on a training exercise. Literal Nazi behavior.

🚨 WATCH: Kemi Badenoch says Labour MPs are "orcs and goons" with "no idea" Starmer: "Moments like this define the Leader of the Opposition. They can either step up, act in the national interest... or they can expose their utter irrelevance. She has chosen the second" #PMQs

"Spain said we can't use their bases. We could use their bases if we want. We could just fly in and use it. Nobody is gonna tell us not to use it." Spoken like a true rapist.

Mohamed Salah - Away at the Big 6. (NO REPLAYS.)

Id love to smack him in his ugly cunt mouth

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING — Rep. Lieu said Full Epstein Files Show Trump Raping Children.

We’re about to go to war with Iran to distract us from the fact that Donald Trump is accused of raping children. Let me repeat that: Trump is about to send US troops to their deaths to distract the public from him being an alleged child rapist.

This should be front page news but it doesn’t sow enough hatred, division or fear amongst the general population We are an island addicted to fucking misery

It's impossible to explain how immoral, dangerous and moronic it is to describe the UK as being colonised by immigrants. A basic grasp of facts and history demolishes that statement. Jim Billionaire Tax Dodging Angry Old White Man Ratcliffe should be totally ashamed.