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@xSTRXNG

mercy has no flavor

PDX Katılım Eylül 2010
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Mid Thirties Manhattan Guy
Mid Thirties Manhattan Guy@Mid30sManhattan·
I demand to know who roofied my 9th Negroni
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This songs about being dragged by a fucking truck. It’s called “dragged by a truck”
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river king@xSTRXNG·
I think I’ve ridden motorcycles drunk more than I have sober
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river king@xSTRXNG·
Sometimes I wish I could vanish but where would I even appear?
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Victoria Rose
Victoria Rose@woahhvickyyy·
I’m a clone . Help me
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Victoria Rose
Victoria Rose@woahhvickyyy·
The name's Vicky. That's Mrs. Woah if you're nasty!
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river king@xSTRXNG·
You are who you choose to be
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river king@xSTRXNG·
helllllll yeeaaaaaa pls don’t take advantage of me
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J@Elite_4_J·
can you identify this pokemon from their eyes???
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river king@xSTRXNG·
Sometimes it feels like I’ve had sex dreams about everyone I’ve ever met in my life
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river king@xSTRXNG·
CURSE YOU BAYLE, I HEARBY VOW YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY! BEHOLD, A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR, AND I, IGON! YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH! SOLID OF SCALE YOU MIGHT BE, FOUL DRAGON, BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE! WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS, WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING
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turbomander@turbomander

what’s your favorite dragon

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river king@xSTRXNG·
“Is it my fault if some random turtle does a fat line of blow off my pet turtles back? Just because I put it there? I don’t think so”
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dior ✞
dior ✞@deeore5·
Can someone honestly tell me what is stopping us from filling all this ocean with land and expanding the size of America?
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river king@xSTRXNG·
I’m drunk
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Just landed the highest paying job I’ve ever had in my life wowza time to drink
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