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river king
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I demand to know who roofied my 9th Negroni
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This songs about being dragged by a fucking truck. It’s called “dragged by a truck”
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The name's Vicky. That's Mrs. Woah if you're nasty!
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Sometimes it feels like I’ve had sex dreams about everyone I’ve ever met in my life
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CURSE YOU BAYLE, I HEARBY VOW YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY! BEHOLD, A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR, AND I, IGON! YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH! SOLID OF SCALE YOU MIGHT BE, FOUL DRAGON, BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE! WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS, WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING
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what’s your favorite dragon
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“Is it my fault if some random turtle does a fat line of blow off my pet turtles back? Just because I put it there? I don’t think so”
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Just landed the highest paying job I’ve ever had in my life wowza time to drink
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