brytain rollins

Cassette release of Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape, 1996.

remember to romanticize the grotesque today

babe ur texts are too screenshottable, ur lore too quotable, ur life too goofy. they are gonna kill u

Hate me harder, you've got this.

“how do you love?” like a fist. like a knife.

@XSilentWarriorX that’s better.

actually…

@XSilentWarriorX wait a goddamn minute

@xThisIsTheDevil Ahem

and now, like a cicada, i disappear for another __ years.

hard launching our 50th pet because for some reason nothing ever dies (here except for the things that die here.)

my valentine forever. not even death could separate the mess of us.

i’m hungry and tired and deeply annoyed.

this is how i show my love.

@Killing_JokeX I am very cross with you.

@xThisIsTheDevil He won’t, I assure you. He’s as much a common visitor as Godric is

WHY IS THERE A BIRD OF PREY IN MY BATHROOM @Killing_JokeX

@Killing_JokeX wtf do i look like? steve irwin? all i know is it can’t live in our house.

@xThisIsTheDevil It’s a crow, Britain. And Mittens is busy corrupting his new sibling

@5footdeathkick Why are there so many questions????

@xThisIsTheDevil promoted to what?

🙄

@5footdeathkick Yes. Welcome to your first day on the job. Prevent him from bringing home any wildlife and you’ll be promoted by the end of the week.

@xThisIsTheDevil that's my job now?