Will

I love my friends ❤️

British nicknames are an unregulated industry. a 5'6 tradesman called Anthony is professionally known as Shetland Tony. a man who lost an eye is called Keth. a quiet man wore a yellow jumper once and became Mumblebee. what's the best nickname you've ever heard

Me relying on my wife short-term memory to get approval

The generation today is different … ohh yeah

😂😂

American tourist defeated by the on/off switch

Not them cruising through the city center like it’s a normal vehicle 💀

Class that starts in 19 mins just got cancelled while I’m still at home

Me in WW3 fighting on China’s side because I accepted Temu’s terms of use without reading them

A blind man accidentally walks into a ladies’ bar. He finds his way to a stool, sits down, and orders a drink. After a while, he calls out to the bartender, “Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?” The bar goes completely silent. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know a few things…” “First, the bartender is blonde. Second, the bouncer is blonde. Third, I’m a six-foot-tall, 200-pound blonde with a black belt in karate. Fourth, the woman next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. And fifth, the lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.” She pauses. “Now think carefully… do you still want to tell that joke?” The blind man sits quietly for a moment, then shakes his head. “Nah… not if I’m going to have to explain it five times.”

Bro tracked it down like a cartoon going fater a fresh baked pie on a window sill 😭

genuine question is there any way to stop this

New update just:

"what goes up.. MUST COME DOWN!" i say while crushing my boner with a hardcover book

how do some of you make it to bedtime unassisted

who tf looked at the middle finger and said "ayo this shit kinda offensive"