Eleanor

i love the word 'also' because i'm never done talking

I am such a huge Drake fan but he absolutely cannot be serious charging £300 for a concert ticket, insane behaviour

Desperately need to hear that there’s been no deaths.

me leaving the 18-24 age bracket

LIAM DIED AND ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS THE FIRST ONE DIRECTION REUNION BEING A FCKING FUNERAL

Howling at Joey Essex’s cameo in Selling Sunset

It’s been about 2 days and I’m already hating the emergence/ overuse of this word ‘demure’ stop tryna make fetch happen

Nah man the Prime Minister elect has said “in this room right here beats the heart of our democracy” and there’s a bloke in an Elmo suit stood 2 yards from him

Pause. When butter costs £2 and olive oil costs £7 and rent in the capital city is about a grand for a room - the key concerns at this general election has been … gender and migrants ?

She had to rep for the girlies

this is basic knowledge

If I was Corbyn I’d be setting up my own party after the success he’s had in his constituency, we need more like him

Greta you have found your next blonde muse I promise you please please please

Proper ick when contestants on Love Island refer to themselves as ‘bombshells’

oh, we’re just gonna “play it by ear?” [starts sweating] we aren’t making a reservation? [gnawing at fingernails] oh, we don’t even have a restaurant picked out? or a general time? we’re just gonna “see what the vibe is” day of? [begins bashing head into wall] no, im chill :)

This tomato is so Loewe I can’t explain it