Allie 🦇

i haven’t been so desperate to get away from a person since i stopped talking to my mother and I’m losing my ability to be nice slowly but surely 🙂

this office is about to witness a crash out like they’ve never seen. 😁😁

having a family is healing my inner child

and literally every one is the best conversation, if youre a waffle house person you just get it

it’s both comical and impressive how many social interactions my waffle house sweater brings me

i wish i could go back to this past weekend and never leave. i hate it here.

whoever is running the 1800contacts marketing deserves a raise

a full year later and i wish i could block her harder

the state of the world is the perfect breeding ground for new cults to come up 🥸 (this isn’t a suggestion i’m just callin it now)

also did y’all know the food in america is giving kids autism 💀

my favorite past time is listening to felícia’s grandma peddle the same shit felícia has been telling her for years, but since a undercover eugenicist said it now it’s true

thinking ab how i got too high before i got in the shower and started washing my hands with shampoo

i’m trying so hard to stay put together but this day is trying to b r e a k me.

what’s goin on w the planets that has people i haven’t spoken to in years comin out the woodwork?

idk if i’m gonna make it through today lmfao

i’m so tiiiired of being broke minutes after getting paid and having to choose between getting groceries and getting therapy lmfao

always introducing sadie to her new siblings but this time i got pictures 😌

whoever’s got the aux in the office has played beautiful girls by sean kingston three times in a row now

@beastybusted @succubusluut 😩🩷

Who do you want to see ballbust me this summer?? ☀️👀

i hate that i see signs in everything.