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Well... it was fun while it lasted. @elonmusk said im not me anymore...

Hey... serious note.. #happymothersday to the women who have tried to have kids but for whatever reason are unable to. You nuture the people you meet in a special way. Love you! (This message isnt for those "i cant find the right man" gold diggers.)

I was literally richer than I thought... well played Scotiabank

At the bank. Me: can I deposit this money? Teller: *puts it in the counter* so you gave me $1100? Me: oh... Teller: no? Me: thought it was $1000... Teller: lets say it was 11... Me: i meannnn if thats what the machine said... Teller: i meannnnn Me: 🙃 Teller: 🤓

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I just learned #ProjectHailMary was originally 3hr45mins... say I if you'd like a directors cut ASAP. i!

The next IP #Marvel needs to explore ASAP is Marvel vs Capcom .... #ThankMeLater

The saying "jews control hollywood" makes sense... look at how good Israelis are at controlling narratives. But like a good Hollywood movie, the plot always reveals itself. 👀 #FreePalestine

Now you can't blame the people in horror movies 😂

Baby seal being introduced to water for the first time..🦭😍

Iran writing vaccines for pedos on their missiles... putin threatening to release epstein videos... China threatening to release proof covid was USA made and not China... North Korea is siding with Muslims because Israel's actions are "reckless". How is this not ww3??

*Marisa tomei voice* noooo the defense is whroong.

Silver lining... white people stopped calling it eye-ran...

Everybody: Ramadan, mashallah. Trump / Netinyahu: yes, martial law.

Would u rather: a) be part of the crew of the uss enterprise - constantly getting attacked for exploring parts of space they shouldn't be in; or b) a civilian in a city with a superpowered hero?

Worst customer service ever. Me: is _ available? Them: hes busy, whats ur name and # and ill have him call u? Me: *leaves info* Them: ill let him know. Me: can u try and make sure he calls me before leaving? Them: ill send him an email. Me: can you just tell him? Them: he left.

A disability doesnt exempt you when you hurt others. What #JohnDavidson did is no exception and is punishable. Period. #bafta #baftas

I thought socially, the nword was the line... ive seen a black guy kick a man in a wheelchair, then everyone holds him back, then hes like "he said it!" And everyone lets him go and turns on the man in the wheelchair. #bafta #baftas

Some of you have never been hit with a "thats what you are but what am I..." and it shows.

Everyone needs someone to blame when bad happens... so I blame our hockey loss on bad karma. #canada #olympics

Pubs advertising the gold medal game like.. the game is 6am! We'll be serving alcohol! Just play the game - serve coffee... #canada #usa #olympics