Hey... serious note.. #happymothersday to the women who have tried to have kids but for whatever reason are unable to. You nuture the people you meet in a special way. Love you! (This message isnt for those "i cant find the right man" gold diggers.)
At the bank.
Me: can I deposit this money?
Teller: *puts it in the counter* so you gave me $1100?
Me: oh...
Teller: no?
Me: thought it was $1000...
Teller: lets say it was 11...
Me: i meannnn if thats what the machine said...
Teller: i meannnnn
Me: 🙃
Teller: 🤓
The saying "jews control hollywood" makes sense... look at how good Israelis are at controlling narratives. But like a good Hollywood movie, the plot always reveals itself. 👀 #FreePalestine
Iran writing vaccines for pedos on their missiles... putin threatening to release epstein videos... China threatening to release proof covid was USA made and not China... North Korea is siding with Muslims because Israel's actions are "reckless". How is this not ww3??
Would u rather: a) be part of the crew of the uss enterprise - constantly getting attacked for exploring parts of space they shouldn't be in; or b) a civilian in a city with a superpowered hero?
Worst customer service ever.
Me: is _ available?
Them: hes busy, whats ur name and # and ill have him call u?
Me: *leaves info*
Them: ill let him know.
Me: can u try and make sure he calls me before leaving?
Them: ill send him an email.
Me: can you just tell him?
Them: he left.
I thought socially, the nword was the line... ive seen a black guy kick a man in a wheelchair, then everyone holds him back, then hes like "he said it!" And everyone lets him go and turns on the man in the wheelchair. #bafta#baftas