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Real niggas listen to Beyonce

I'm so insecure. If you have a gay homeboy, I'm going to need him to put it in me to prove that he really is gay

Ribs and wings combo is R290 now. Those are Gemelli prices. No no no.

Lol let that nigga die broke though...then it's your brother's kids are your kids

Don’t know how to explain it but ayi mfanelanga lento ayenzayo

Akere y’all drive to see a girl in Centurion, then another one in Vosloo. On your way back to Midrand, you remember a girl you met at an event who told you they stay in Soweto. Whilst you’re there your friend calls you and says they found a R30 car wash special in Orange Farm

Lol, they blocked my facial recognition access at my place because I haven’t settled this amount. Yho this place sana?😭😭😂😂

I get it, it’s your life. Mara mkhaba at the age of 23???😭 nah fam

Having a flat stomach is more important than having a fat ass.